Can you people PLEASE stop posting About me and Shadow's love lives? Especially regarding me and my mother. It's getting real creepy to the point Mom suggested getting Dad a new sword incase any of you freaks try to break in. I do like the cute art of me though.

>Oh, I know you!
>You're [Anon's full legal name]. Lives in [exact street address here]. [Anon's age, down to the literal second]. [Height and Weight]. You like posting about [favorite character here] and you hate [most disliked characterfags]. Your favorite porn tags are [x] and you've never been laid!
>You also go by [Namefag] on 4chan.org!

Your response, /sthg/?