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/vg/ - /agdg/ - Amateur Game Development General
Anonymous No.537034871
seeing as we're arguing about definitions, you know what really grinds my gears?
when pootards think that ARPG means "diablo2 clone" and argue that everything else is not an ARPG
for example, lost ark is an arpg
/mlp/ - Thread 42280278
Anonymous No.42280922
>You know what really grinds my gears The Friendship School.
>What a stupid idea. A whole school—like, with actual classrooms and tuition and probably a mascot—devoted entirely to teaching friendship. Friendship! Something every six-year-old figures out on a playground after five minutes and half a fruit snack. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like the idea of people getting along, holding hooves, all that jazz. But did they really need to build a multimillion-bit Hogwarts out of rainbows just so Twilight Sparkle can give lectures about not ghosting your friends?
>And who’s attending this place, huh? Griffons, changelings, dragons, Yaks—all races that, might I add, either tried to conquer Equestria or can't say two words without screaming. But no, let’s just throw ‘em in a classroom together and hope they don’t start an international incident over pudding at lunch.
>Also, the building. What is it made out of? Hope? Pastels? There’s a waterfall inside the lobby. A WATERFALL. My high school had asbestos in the ceiling and a gym teacher who smelled like beef jerky and regret. But these kids get a koi pond and field trips to other dimensions.
>And of course, Twilight’s the headmare. Because who else would it be? “Oh, I saved the world like thirty times and now I want to give quizzes on emotional vulnerability.” You know what would’ve been even better, Twilight? Solving problems like you used to! Remember that? Before you needed a syllabus and a PowerPoint to explain basic kindness And don’t even get me started on the staff. Rainbow Dash teaches gym—because nothing says character growth like encouraging children to fly directly into brick walls for fun. Rarity teaches... generosity, I guess? What does that even mean? Does she grade you on giving away your lunch? And then there’s Starlight Glimmer as guidance counselor. The same mare who brainwashed a whole village, tried to destroy the timeline, and once told Trixie she was “fine” when she clearly wasn’t. What, was Cozy Glow not available?
>So yeah. The Friendship School? You’re what really grinds my gears. You want to teach friendship? Take your students outside, give 'em a dodgeball, and let nature sort it out. Worked for me.