>>8962768
Now I want an action sitcom featuring a Helldiver, a Hellghast, a Kreigsman Grenadier, and an ODST

The Helldiver had no reinforcements coming, and the other three just show up through the normal shenanigan plot devices and save his bacon. And while they might not be loyal to Super Earth, they all agree that the stars belong to mankind and aliens (as far as they know) are dicks.

Now all John Helldiver has to do is prevent any cultural misunderstandings from getting them killed, hiding the fact that his Squads has 3 people not native to Super Earth in it, and prevent impressionable SEAFs from picking up any bad habits from the newcomers.

....the Democracy Officer is going to kill him.

I CAN'T DIVE I'M JACKIN' OFF!

>100+ countries just unblocked from playing the game
>PSN removed
>permanent Illuminate front in 2 more weeks
Why aren't you diving yet? We need you to push the bugs back.