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>>214237921
Here's how you do it, Chris

>book family vacation to Mexico
>tell everyone you are going to Mexico
>go to Mexico
>rent a car
>drive to the middle of the jungle with family
>stab family to death
>stab self non-lethally
>stay in the jungle for days
>walk back to the hotel
>report murder
>say you were robbed and kidnapped by the cartel
>cartel killed your family
>say the guys wore masks
>refuse to cooperate with the cops due to emotional distress

I genuinely can't tell who is more retarded. The doomers or the people genuinely interacting with them.

Either way, the antics are hilarious and help make the wait less tedious.