Thread 214234152

>>214234152 (OP)
Did I kill him? Oh jeez gosh that was so long ago, who would remember

>>214235150
She killed another woman

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>>214235238
Boring. Unfunny. Overrated.

>>214234152 (OP)
same energy

>>214234152 (OP)
>John Rotten? .. i barely knew him...
20mn later
>Anyways, we dated for 4 years, he had a brown Camaro car with cream seats, his hair smelled like cinnamon, sometimes i looked into his deep blue eyes and it was like i was in an ocean of love.

>>214235189
Gosh really? It was such a long time ago

remember when meme psychologists were getting like 20 million views to analyze these interviews

>>214234152 (OP)
What's murder?

>>214235238
All single women over like 35 look like this. There's some sort of phenotype/convergent evolution going on.

>inordinately long pause whilst Flight Commander TrannyFace weighs up impact on wife and air force finding out
"..........get me the map"
>Canada's real-life Dutch Wagenbach quietly leaves the room to go fist pump in the corridor
Kink moment

>>214235617
They look cute?

>>214235238
>"Hello is that the school? Yes my kids are never returning to class as they have no schooling requirements anymore. Do not contact us again."
The perfect crime

>>214235885
>Actually, we are jewish, the kids go to a yeshiva now. Shalom.
now it's perfect

Why does JCS constantly promise a steady flow of videos releasing FOR REAL this time and then just disappear for months like always?

>>214236100
explore with us has the same narrator, and they have a bodycam specific channel too if you need content. and i have noticed there are a ton of knock off channel with shitty engrish ai voices probably run by jeets

>>214235786
5-6/10, brunette, down for anything but used up, some major personality flaw that prevented them from bagging a guy in their 20s

>>214236335
>At this point, ma'am redeems the card. This indicates that she is mad, possibly a prostitute. No ordinary person would redeem it.

>>214236335
Problem I have with EWU is that they tend to upload videos of more than an hour, ain't got time for that. I'm more a fan of 20-40 minutes that captures most of the highlights. I don't need every single fucking detail and all the witness accounts.

>>214235885
>Oh, and if you see me on the news talking about my missing wife and kids just ignore that lol

>>214235885
LMAO

Reminder that you are literally a woman if you watch true crime slop.

>>214236370
anon, those videos, just like all the cops and criminal investigators show are for boomers who want something to listen to before falling sleep

>>214236452
But you guys spam that I'll never be a woman

>>214236452
Nah I just like seeing people squirm during interrogations and find it fascinating to see them try to lie their way out

>>214235885
>"Hello Mr President? Shannanann Watts and her two kids actually don't exist. I made them up. Please remove social security numbers and all other information. Thanks. Go Pittsburgh and North Carolina.

>>214236452
wrong

>>214235617
It's that french or Irish look. The pitch black hair and pale eyes.

The French fuck each other's wives and the Irish beat their wives to keep them in check. In America's Anglo "happy wife happy life" culture they can't keep these harpies in check.

Poor Chris was fighting for his life. If he had administered an Irish kiss to his wife every now and then he wouldn't have to do what he did

Why Stayvun?!

>>214236350
they're just good-looking enough to feel they can gamble for chad and refuse to ever "settle" for anything less than 8/10, but there are so few chads, and they arent on chad's level, they never get selected for a long term relationship. So you have a generation of upper-average women terminally single or in fuck buddy limbo where they are getting fucked while still trying to find a serious relationship, but each suitor ends up spurned or leaving because of the situation. Watts' butthole gf falls into this category, she got involved with a married man because she's too old for regular chads so she went with the next best thing for women: herd approval, if he's married that means he's desirable, so that means he's good enough for me too

>>214235885
It almost worked, but the lack of active volcanoes near his house foiled his first plan. Granted, his backup plan of emigrating to the moon was smart because there's no extradition treaty between the USA and ol' Luna, but he underestimated the distances involved.

I still think he would've gotten away with it all if the spirit of his dead daughters had not possessed the TV's circuits

>>214234152 (OP)
Funny as hell they put her on the art crime beat. Not sure if that is supposed to get useless cops out of the way or something for cops before they retire.

>>214235238
Went to prison over some D-grade pussy HAHAHAHAHA

>>214236452
I just watch Forensic Files, that way if I ever need to murder someone I will have a decent notion on what not to do without needing to google it.

>>214234152 (OP)
>>Murrrrder? Me Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nuh uh! Body???

>>214234152 (OP)
Is this Kim Deal?

>>214236953
but it was likely some A+-grade asshole

>>214235238
Chris could just have done everything he did in life, EXCEPT marrying le social media queen and having kids, and he'd be sitting pretty. Major fuck ups. Feel almost bad for him. Don't get married and have kids unless you know exactly what you're doing, kids.

>>214236915
>his backup plan of emigrating to the moon was smart
So why did Chris google the distance from earth to the moon? Just out of curiosity, I guess?

>>214237013
I've watched this and I failed to see the meme.
His reaction is perfectly reasonable if he was a friend

>>214237205
>Hmmmm...I've been working out my arms a lot recently...maybe I can just....

>>214235885
Unironically, what the fuck was his plan here?
Why didn't he just not call the school? It would have been so easy.

>>214237245
>if he was a friend
But he wasn't a friend. And the victims friends knew that and told the police. It being on tv didn't really matter for solving the case, it's just meme worthy along with the interrogation footage.

>>214235238
An Anon hit the nail on the head the other day, the only thing that makes his case interesting is how stupid he is. That and his booty warrior shit in jail, guy is not suffering at all.

>On 8:15 a.m. Monday, Aug. 13 — hours before he reportedly knew his family was missing — Watts called the Primrose School, where his elder daughter was supposed to be starting kindergarten that day. He told an employee that his children would no longer be attending the school because his family was moving. He then asked, "They’re not there, are they?"
Genius.

>>214237403
>What was his plan?

>>214237245
>His reaction is perfectly reasonable if he was a friend
It's over the top. He was barely an acquaintance, just a neighbor who'd pass by her sometimes. If he were a legit friend, it'd be more like "Uh, oh god, this is terrible" sort of thing. I wouldn't drop to the ground and sit like Stayvuhn did if an acquaintance or friend had died according to someone who was interviewing me, although I'd refuse the interview initially, regardless of whether I'd killed anyone.

>>214237436
>But he wasn't a friend
He was literally living in the same compound, wasn't him like the fucking neighbor
His response is perfectly normal nigger

>>214237459
Wait did he realize halfway through the call that what he was doing was absolutely retarded and tried to cover his bases by asking if they were there?
That's fucking sitcom shit.

>>214234152 (OP)
>Maybe I should fuckzone that female cop with a murderous look in her eyes
What the fuck was he thinking? Dude should have been locked up too for getting his wife killed.

>>214237485
I would be floored if the cute girl next door is found dead, specially if I talked to her like a couple days back or crossed her on the stairs and I liked her

Imagine being murdered and people laugh because the killer had the most retarded coverup

>>214237491
The victims friends all knew he was creeping on her for a while. They told that to the police.
What do you think the police were thinking when they saw that interview? The real question is what the fuck is he doing agreeing to be on camera anyway?
Yes the reaction without context is passable, but he did it without somehow realizing that his act would be immediately btfo off camera as soon as the cops spoke to her friends

>>214237514
Most murdered people are completely forgotten. This allows them to live forever.

>>214235786
I wouldn't say she's ugly or attractive, she's just there

>>214237514
Well, you gotta laugh at something

>>214236452
But /tv/ always told me I'll never be a woman

>>214237403
>what the fuck was his plan here?
No plan, just sort of running on instinct and NPCishness.
Now THAT would be even more interesting if Chris had tried to plan all this out, maybe weeks before actually killing them all. What would that look like? A 90 IQ npc making a plan to kill his social media addict MLM wife who has Munchausen syndrome toward her kids, and kill the kids, hide everyone's bodies, etc., and then try to make a new wife with the hot body mistress. Would be fascinating to see how that could play out.
A creative, smart anon could write a screenplay about this scenario. Or a group of anons. We already know so much about the case and have analyzed it and meme'd it into oblivion.

>>214237527
I only care on what the anon said "The meme factor". There is no meme factor without context, that there's a perfectly human reaction WITH context.
If you know nothing it's a normal reaction.
If you know he's creeping out on her you could say the girl is Stevyn's oneitis and that he could be living in a one sided relationship.
If you tell a men that's his oneitis is dead, he would felt the exact same way.
That's my only point, that it shows no over-reaction and it's perfectly normal, but because people knows the underlying factors they say it's not.

>>214237588
A person smart enough to make that plan would just hire the best lawyer he could to fuck her over in a divorce

>>214237613
The meme is that his reaction, was passable for the moment but was actually a genuine reaction to the news that they had found the body he had hid in a bin. He's freaking out because he knows he's almost certainly going to be caught now because the garbage truck didn't arrive on time, not because he is grieving news of a friends death.

>>214234152 (OP)
>Did someone say Hmmmmmmmuerder?

>>214237613
You have severe autism if you think his reaction was normal. He acted like he just found out his firstborn child's body was found

>>214237705
>He acted like he just found out his firstborn child's body was found
Or.... listen here... his neighbor oneitis?

>>214237205
>fling bodies with catapult
>moon is close to earth b/c high tide
>gravity of the moon pulls up on bodies
>land in the Dotsero Crater (perfect swish)

>>214235655
She was an LA cop in the mid 80s basically untouchable.

>>214235655
She was a cop

>>214236100
Probably because they get screwed by jewtube like they did with Christmas with Cliff. They should have made millions of that the way it was tracking and jewtube just deletes it on vague reasons because they don’t want to pay

>>214237013
Wow Stayvun was a nazi? How have I never seen this before?

>>214237013
Fag couldn’t even take the body off the property he lived on. Lazy incel

>>214237588
>Munchausen syndrome
This is called Factitious_disorder_imposed_on_another now. Funny.

>>214237759
>google history
>what is a railgun
>can railgun shoot things out of space
>where to buy mogent
>where to buy magnets
>how many magnets do I need to create a railgun
>diy railgun magnets
>space x elon musk railgun
>how much iron is in human body
>how much iron is in small body tiny

>>214237838
The fact that there was absolutely zero planning or preparation indicates he was basically possessed when he did it. If he had any prior intention of doing it he would have at least gotten rid of the underwear masks from his apartment in preparation of being searched.

>>214237588
How do you coverup the murder of a woman who is ALWAYS on that damn phone?

>>214237887
He was possessed alright, ass possessed. His mistress' ass put a spell on his dirty dick.

>>214237948
You have to take down the entire mobile network, or at least a few towers in your area.
If she gets satellite reception its going to get very expensive.

>>214238046
Does Chris have to meticulously upload her drafts over the next few weeks/ months then use AI to create new memories they never had to keep up appearances?

>>214237948
For a women? that's easy, fancy tall hotel, many drinks, fall of balcony

>>214237975
Do you think the mistress feels good knowing that her poop chute had the power to cause such violence?
Do you think she brags about it to her girlfriends?

>>214238186
what do you call this? is there a name for the "disorder" that would make someone react like this?

>>214237491
>>214237485
>>214237436
He was ugly and looked like a rapist that would stalk a girl like that. If he was handsome, people would just think they were fucking secretly. He looked like the sort of incel that would slice up a girl like that and throw her in the trash and guess what they were right.

>>214238257
Midwesterner with undiagnosed autism experiencing the immense stress and fear of realizing she's probably gonna spend the rest of her life in jail.

>>214235238
>>214237921
Here's how you do it, Chris

>book family vacation to Mexico
>tell everyone you are going to Mexico
>go to Mexico
>rent a car
>drive to the middle of the jungle with family
>stab family to death
>stab self non-lethally
>stay in the jungle for days
>walk back to the hotel
>report murder
>say you were robbed and kidnapped by the cartel
>cartel killed your family
>say the guys wore masks
>refuse to cooperate with the cops due to emotional distress

>>214237747
His reaction isn't what put him in jail. It gave the police reasonable suspicion to bring him in. Obviously a guy that's obsessed with a girl they found in the trash is going to be a pretty strong lead.

>>214238333
>mexican cops ask their boss(the local cartel) if this is true
>they kill you

>>214238333
When you do things internationally, you don't even need that much lad
You just need time.
You get to stab family to death, then walk out of jungle.
Stay in mexico for 6-10 months, cut all contact with previous world.
Get back, resume old life, if people ask, "they died in mexico, it was the cartel", don't elaborate.

>>214237844
He was a prompt engineer

>>214238409
I understand your point, that's not my point.
My point is against people saying "it's over-reacting"

>>214238410
It was the other cartel guys. The fresh upstart cartel trying to get a foothold in the region.

>>214238423
I guess if you want to simplify it down further you could give some Mexican homeless crackhead 5 grand to stab them all to death in your hotel

Or you could just drive the car off a cliff and jump out at the last second and just pretend you survived the fall and climbed out

>>214238333
This could work, maybe, but afterward, would it be better to go back to the US, or stay in MX, or maybe go to South America or SE Asia? The US authorities would probably think something was fucky and at least want to talk to him, even if he were 1000s of miles away. Although the disappearance wouldn't have happened on US soil.

>>214235655
Iirc not only was she a cop but her Dad was like a police chief or some shit

>>214238423
>Get back, resume old life, if people ask, "they died in mexico, it was the cartel", don't elaborate.
People would dig deep for that shit man. An American nuclear family killed by the cartels would be the crime of the year right there, just like that one time the cartels killed some Mormons.

>>214238410
KEK

>>214234152 (OP)
Kate Hikes

>>214238333
I wouldn't stab myself at all. Too much risk of botching it and cutting something you actually need to live. And maybe some stabbing specialist will deduce from the angle of the wound and the calluses on your palm that this is self-inflicted. Just roll around some thorny bushes

>>214238569
>An American nuclear family killed by the cartels would be the crime of the year
You overestimate the importance of america. I feel envy for you, I wish I was that naive and lived in that cozy world thinking all americans that travel outside your country are like 125 AT MOST and that they are all accounted for and taken care off.
And not the 100 million that travel every single fucking year

>>214238333
>rent cabin in woods
>wait until family sleeps
>set it on fire
>claim you slept on the couch and managed to climb out a window

>>214236335
>explore with us has the same narrator
No

>>214234152 (OP)
You just know he was a mid-dicked guy with a bald spot too

>>214238754
>wife wakes up
>grabs the kids and runs outside
>arson investigation

>>214237018
It's just grade-A. Never once have I heard someone add plus. You'll eventually get there, ESL-kun.

>>214234152 (OP)
who smelt it dealt it

>>214238882
You can tie them with masking tape that's like paper, and over the clothes like longsleeves, it will get burned and leave no mark or trace of glue nor restrains

>fuck a crazy bitch multiple times during your college years
>don’t take your relationship seriously but she does
>put zero effort into actually breaking it off with her when you’re done messing around
>find a new gf that you plan on marrying
>the crazy bitch you didn’t bother to properly dump is upset by this and confronts you about it
>your solution is to have sex with her one last time
>after this she confronts your soon to be wife, tells her about your infidelity, and threatens her
>your gf brings this up with you
>admit you value your soon to be wife so little that you couldn’t even wait to get married before cheating on her
>ask for forgiveness and the dumb bitch actually forgives and you get married
>do nothing about the threat your crazy ex made towards your wife
>for the next couple of years, your wife complains about your crazy ex stalking her
>do nothing about it
>she asks you to move with her to get away from the crazy ex
>you ignore her pleas
>come home one day and find your wife murdered by your crazy ex
>perplexed as to how this could have happened
Holy shit why didn’t they arrest the husband as well?

>>214237514
I don't think I'd mind considering I'd be dead and all

>>214238993
being dumb is not illegal

>>214238987
Are you positively, 100% sure the tape will hold, and that all of it will be burned to nothingness, and that a struggling adult woman won't at least manage to make some obvious marks around her wrists while struggling?

>>214239046
It should be.

>>214239068
>burn
that will depend on the house, once it's going down it leaves nothing mate
>marks
Crazy people don't leave marks with a straight jacket. there's plenty of ways to tie someone that can struggle and leave no marks
That's just an idea, you can induce death first and then burn the house down to ashes

>>214235238
>your honor my client was under the influence of ass and assaulted with chicken nuggets you must acquit
based

>>214239388
>there's plenty of ways to tie someone that can struggle and leave no marks
Okay. Now how do you actually tie them up without having them struggling while you do it?

>>214236830
t. brainwashed by the manosphere cult.

Free yourself, anon.

>>214236100
They got lazy and started using AI for everything and now it's blown up in their face and killed themselves

>>214239513
You don't
I was replying to that guy saying the mother go get the children
You have access to the family on their most approachable time
chloroform on their sleep do just fine

>>214239558
LONDON
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>>214238645
>I wouldn't stab myself at all. I would listen. And that's what nobody did.

>>214239558
>buzzwords
t. jeetsteinbot

>>214236830
"Hi there, I'm married ;)" Is the worst pickup line in the real world, but in your world is the best
You live in delusionland

>>214238754
pretty unlikely as cabin in the woods is a good movie and they wouldn't fall asleep during it and now you have a burnt down house

Is EWU the only big true crime channel that isn't using AI slop voice?

>>214240838
maybe but its shit because he calls the audience EWUCREW

>>214237514
Shanaan was addicted to social media and online attention, so I'm sure she is happy that she isn't forgotten like 99% of murders

>>214238993
the scary part is those people's lives

they're not edgy loners or cartoon villains, they're just npcs, soulless and boring. their lives are so tedious, predictable, and clinically conforming it's pure uncanny valley

normal people have weird hobbies or ways to vent their inner chaos, there's a spark of life there. these guys are like robots on an assembly line that just suddenly glitch and start smashing shit.

>>214234152 (OP)
>Murder? i hardly know her!
>Everyone laughs and she is free to go.
the good ending.

>>214237358
Fucking kek. Sometimes I love this place

>>214238993
so the police asked "who killed your wife" and he didn't mention that completely psychotic bitch? fuck that. he set up an accidental hitman situation and then just ran with it

>>214240262
Lmao

>>214238987
If you tie them up and duck tape then there will 100% be evidence that you did that

Lmaooooooo might as well shoot them in the skull before setting the house in fire at that point

>>214239388
it's a burning house, not a crematory, ding-dong. even if you blew up the house with natural gas, the body would look like a scorched rotisserie chicken, definitely not ash

>>214238333
Chris didn't intend to plan anything. It was spontaneous familicide.

>>214234152 (OP)
>>214235238
>>214237013
There gotta be some more interesting interrogation videos out there not covered by that youtuber guy. Why is it always Chris Watts and Stephen McDaniel on this board specifically?

>>214240070
Retard

>>214243013
They were exceptionally stupid/funny about covering up their crimes. In a way few other killers are. Most people don't go further than dumb Googling of questions, but they went full retard.

>>214243013
Matt orchard has some good stuff. Most of the interrogation vids other than JCS and Matt Orchard aren't worth watching.
t. has watched a bunch of this slop

>>214238931
Cuz you never got 100% on a test ya cunt.

>>214236452
they'll cope about it but this is true. Stayvuhn is the only watchable one, and the interview with the Dark Knight Rises shooter was pretty good but that was after the conviction and he could let his guard down.

>>214243392
There are some other genuinely interesting ones.
Russell Williams -- smart, successful "normal" guy -- Air Force Colonel --- outsmarted by a Canuck Mounty Detective. Turns out the fucker was abducting women, assaulting and killing them, and taking pics of himself dressing in their undies LOL.
Jodie Arras -- detective is all over her bullshit, prosecutor makes her look crazy/stupid at trial.
The hapa cop put on trial for 20 sexual assaults in OK City.
Couple others that I don't remember. But most of the stuff on youtube is mostly slop of course, trying to piggy back on the huge number of views JCS gets.