>doing my weekly shop
>got me Bluetooth headphones in, put them away
>after I leave plug one in and configure find the other
>ffs throw a melty
>go back in and retrace my steps for 10 minutes
>ask security guard at the door if someone's handed in an earphone
>ask member of staff
>leave defeated
>as im walking away put my hand up to my left ear
>it was there the whole time
can you get screenings for dementia on the NHS in your 30s?