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He was literally stabbed in the heart and saved by space magic medicine over a billiards match. That seems less an obstacle than simple drunken shenanigans gone wrong. Peripherally related story: I remember a buddy of mine had his leg shattered when a truck hit him on his 19th birthday because we were all plastered. We kept drinking after the ambulance took him away. I wonder if he’s a Starfleet captain now