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The suffering of Miles Edward O'Brien.

>>213068170
Dude could have solved the Bajor-Cardassia conflict with a single threesome.

>>213068170
>oh hi, it's me, religiously motivated terrorist-lady that is also hot and has engineering skills
Don't mind if I do, seriously.

>>213068170
Reminder he literally died and was replaced by a version of himself from 3 hours in the future who had existential dread because of it.

I rewatched the episode and you guys were wrong. Toran didn't just see Kira once, she basically escaped from him the previous night at Quarks and he tracked her down the next morning due to being OBSESSED. Then she tricked him into fucking off

why do you fags only ever post about the mall

>>213068471
>religious extremist
>bajoran
guaranteed hairy, hard pass

>>213068667
Let us discuss how Picard permitted families to stay on the Enterprise even after he learned how overwhelmingly powerful the Borg were.

>>213068512
That was a crazy episode. It was like everyone was trying to kill him but he was the evil clone so they were in the right.

>>213068667
Comfy slice of life anime with some Dukat

>>213068708

Oh my

>>213068867
the guy literally did this on camera and no one gives a shit, someone else can post the gif im on a static IP

>>213068667
I don’t. I like posting about Enterprise.

>>213068646
god this is a terrible episode I hate Dax so much

It just works

>>213068809
The misfortune of my birth

>>213068512
I replaced the empty space in Keiko’s cakehole with my type III phaser rifle

>>213068046 (OP)
WEEEELLLLLLL

the absolute state

THE ABSOLUTE FEDERATION OF THE ALPHA QUADRANT

>>213068512
>Aaaah prease herp me Janeway-sama!

>>213068708
That was memoryholed after the first season. There are no families onboard the Enterprise. You may as well ask "why didn't they use the battle bridge every episode". Because the ship doesn't have a battle bridge, just forget about it.

Picard, future, dead

>>213071356
No they have many episodes where they show the families, the school has a Picard day, Alexander gets in trouble at school, Picard gets stuck with 3 kids for an entire episode, what are you talking about?

>>213068763
Different episode, he's talking about the time travel one, your talking about the imposter one

>>213072972
Tread lightly. Saying someone is confusing one 'sode for another is the most serious accusation that can be made in /trek/.

>>213072955
I don't undesrtand your point
what's the difference between being on the Enterprise and being in an outpost, the borg don't attack only ships
They also go for settlements, it's literally part of the plot

>>213068995
i too am an enterprise enjoyer and wanted to like the podcast with him and trip but he is such an unbearable bellend.

>>213073405
I love ent and also tng but I can't also digest the recent podcasts with them, even if brent spinner or jonathan frakes are innit
Don't know, hearing this old people talk about it makes me sad
The questions are so formulaic
And thus the responses are formulaic and feel like it's to cash in and gtfo
I feel like it's Picard's fans inviting them on, rather than TNG fans
I dunno

>>213068046 (OP)
10 dorra.

I recently did the Dixon Hill trilogy. The Big Goodbye s01e12, Manhunt s02e19 and Clues s04e14. And I wondered what the specific inspiration of Dixon Hill was? If any. Because my first assumption was that is was just a broad pastiche. Without ONE inspiration. So, I go to a search engine and research that query. And it sends me to a an old reddit thread.

The top (only) poster in that thread confidently states that Dixon Hill is based on Humphrey Bogart's character from 'In a Lonely Place'. And then I go watch In a Lonely Place. Great flick. But, not the basis of Dixon Hill. Surely. It's a noir. But not a hardboiled PI type one. Bogart plays a screenwriter accused of murder. They just have a similar name. The original poster of that thread was closer with Where the Sidewalk Ends. At least that main character is a detective. I've seen that too. Gene Tierney is a babe. There's this great scene in that one right at the start. Where Dana Andrews' detective character is talking to his boss. And they're at a promotion party of one of the other cops. And his boss is like, 'you and him went to the academy together. And now he's the captain of his own precinct. And you keep getting demoted because of doing police brutality to suspects. Just for the sake of your own career, can you please stop beating up hoods'. And Dana Andrews responds with a very Dana Andrews-esq stone-face 'no, I will not.'

I think my initial thought was right. Dixon Hill is just pastiche. I've read a fair bit of Dashiell Hammett. Some Raymond Chandler. And I've seen at least several dozen Golden Age noirs. And it's just a broad amalgamation of that. Not one specific.

>>213073369
My point is that their are many families aboard the enterprise and it wasn't memoryholed that is all

>>213073453
The podcast with Lex Luthor from Smallville is much better for actors talking about 90s and early 2000s tv shows

>>213072955
>serialbrain
Every episode of TOS and TNG is an island. DS9 started Soap Trek. "Why don't they use the shuttles in episodes where they can't use transporters?" Shuttles aren't a thing in this episode. "Why can Data use contractions in this episode when he said that he couldn't in a prior one?" Because the writer of this episode didn't give a shit about that episode. "Why is Geordi acting like Reg is insane for being scared to use the transporter when Geordi had a transporter accident 3 episodes ago?" The episodes are standalone unless they specifically mention prior episodes. When Riker is about to kamikaze suicide bomb the Enterprise into the Borg cube, Wesley is the only child the writer is thinking of. Star Trek is not real life, the Enterprise is not a real place, and there are no children or families on the Enterprise until some writer comes on and writes them to be on there, whereupon the next writer will come along and forget that children are on the Enterprise. Star Trek before DS9 is an eternal memoryhole.

>>213073886
The most important similarity of Deep Space Nine to Babylon 5 is that neither of them is Star Trek. I can explain all your supposed TNG inconsistencies. What you can’t explain is why Sisko is still butthurt about human racism centuries after it was eradicated whereas Uhura was unoffended by it a hundred years before he was born. DS9 was nothing more than Ira Behr’s middle finger to Roddenberry. Nothing but an empty shell. Treat it as such.

>>213073784
Relax, Jake, its Chinatown.

>>213074124
Sisko when hes a schizo is better than Siskos muh racism episodes. He was the worst part of the Fontaine's Oceans 11 episode. Ezri in a bunny outfit was the best part.

>>213074124
Sisko is a hotep. He has a strong interest in African history and culture, moreso than the average black person of today. The average black person in Trek times is like Uhura, sure, but Sisko is not the average black person, he's the pan-african militant black power type guy.

>>213069218
it just fucking doesn't
those tubes aren't walking tubes but giant fucking columns of super heated fucking plasma fucking warping reality itself

god I hate nuTrek and this disgusting bastard so much

if Sisko meant Geordi you know he'd call him an uncle tom coon. Sisko believes in Yakub 100%

>>213073886
>writers of one ep have no idea and don't care about stuff in other eps
You have no idea about the production and writing process of TNG.

>>213074316
But it is interesting, right? Dixon hill is playing on the trope. Hardboiled PI in a dingy office with a wise cracking secretary and a dime-piece femme-fatal dame walks in and drags him into a mystery and the PI's sarcastic inner-monologue is narrating the whole thing. That's THE image. That's what TNG was playing off in the '80s. And probably since the '70s-onwards. That's been the trope. That's what get's referenced and parodied. But, it's surprising how few noir flicks are even like that. Off the top of my head, The Dark Corner (1946) is closest to be the only one that's that exact thing.

>>213068170
I will never understand why he stuck with the bitchiest star trek character instead of any of these cuties.

>>213075062
Name several ways that Keiko was 'bitchy'.

>>213074366
>spoiler
based based based

>>213074761
>In July 1991, during the filming of Reservoir Dogs, Tierney shot at his nephew in a drunken rage
>Wil Wheaton recalled that while filming an episode Star Trek: The Next Generation in 1987, Tierney mocked the 15-year-old Wheaton for not playing sports in school and belittled him with homophobic slurs.
>Jerry Seinfeld caught Tierney in the act of trying to steal a knife from the set. When Seinfeld confronted him, Tierney began to laugh nervously and jokingly pretended he would stab Seinfeld while imitating the music from the film Psycho.

>>213075118
On your toes, O'Brien.

>>213075187
She denied the wisdom of the Prophets of Bajor and called them "wormhole aliens"

>>213075247
I just watched the Seinfeld 'sode where they're making their NBC pilot. Like a few days ago. And one of the actors they're auditioning steals a box of raisins . A little reference to that incident.

And the Weaton story is better with the quotes:
>In 1988, Tierney played the role of a tough holodeck gangster in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. In between scenes Tierney encountered the teenage Wil Wheaton on the steps outside Paramount Stage 16 and asked him if he played football. When Wheaton replied that he didn't, Tierney responded by saying "Why the hell not? What are you, some kind of sissy faggot?". When Wheaton replied that he was not strong enough to play football, Tierney said "Well, maybe you wouldn't be so weak if you played football!".

>>213068046 (OP)
How can I fuck tpol bros

>>213075370
haram

>>213075577
Dumb worm worshippers

They need to hurry up and provide him some lotion.

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>>213075395
Based

>>213075419
Do you think she liked playing this part? It sure seems like she did

>>213075463
Idk have you seen her lately? I'd assume you could just ask her, maybe sweaten the deal with some eye of newt and a cats paw

>>213076626
I thought the same thing when I first watched it

>>213068708
The decision was made over his head. If it was up to Picard, there would be no familiies whatsoever on the Enterprise.
>>213071356
Clearly there are still families on the Enterprise. There was the episode with the little girl and her imaginary friend, there was the episode where Alex went to school and stole a toy, and there was the episode where Picard got stuck in a turbolift with kids. So what's your evidence there were no families on the Enterprise after season 1? Other than your headcanon?
>>213071356
This.

>>213074366
LD had a callback to the bunny outfit in one of their episodes.

>>213076571
You know that alt-future VOY 'sode where Harry marries Tom and Kes' four year old daughter? If Harry was onboard DS9, he def would've called dibs as soon as feral Molly came home. Skeevy Harry.

>>213075419
>middling women somehow become hot with sci-fi makeup
not buying it

>>213071356
Shut up nufag who has never watched TNG. Just don't comment faggot

>>213075395
I think I just watched an episode of DS9 where Tierney played an alien, trying to buy weapons from Quark. Good episode.

>>213073886
Unrefuted despite the seething.

>>213076879
>I volunteer to go back into the jungle with her, to keep her company

>>213076879
Apologize

>>213077039
because you're fucking stupid its clearly false so really no need to reply you idiot. Their are a ton of episodes with children and the school, when someone doesn't respond to you its probably because what you've posted is so dumb it doesn't need to be responded too, this isn't a general rule it only applies to you, moron.

>>213075187
Just look at that evil face. Horrifying.

>several ways
O'brien's cooking
O'brien's career choices
O'brien being unhappy about her extended botany trips with hot starfleet officers
O'brien refusing to fuck her de-aged loli form

>we do not whine about the inequities of life, mister sisko

star trek sex with shran

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>>213077094
>its
>Their are
>responded too

Graduate from elementary school before you reply to me, pissant.

>>213077517
fucking idiot, you lost you were wrong just accept it and move on

>>213068512
This never made sense to me, how is there a version of himself there three hours in the future if it's not a closed loop where he survives to be there in three hours, and why is he not expecting the visit from his last self, wouldn't he have made the jump himself? When he jumped forward did the timeline branch so in the future timeline the jump didn't work as far as that O'Brien knew?

>>213077870
its the last one, he changed the timeline with the last jump

>>213077545
hes right, though; a lot of episodes dont work if you think about the families. if there were families the ship would need to seperate every other week.

>>213078036
no he's wrong their are families and its shown throughout the entire run, just because you don't see them every single episode doesn't mean they aren't their

>>213077517
How about you address the point instead of the anons autocorrect

>>213078126
he can't because he knows saying
>families were memoryholed after season 1
is a completely retarded thing to say

>>213068708
Wasn't Picard's fault. Starfleet even took civilians into the battle with the Borg at Wolf 359. Federation simply didn't give a fuck about safety at that time.

so this guy is a fucking retard, what did he think was going to happen?

>>213078074
you are missing the point. if there are families on the enterprise then picard is a lunatic for not dropping them off before setting up blockade to stop the romulans. same with jellico keeping them on board when he takes over. and riker when he rescues picard from the borg.
the problem is they solved for this with ship seperation so theres no excuse to ignore the safety of the families when issues arise.

>>213078261
>losing a fight to Neelix

>>213078126
Because he's pretending I didn't make a longer follow-up post clarifying in depth what I meant in my first post. I'm not addressing that because I made a post addressing it which he has not yet addressed.

>>213077870
>why is he not expecting the visit from his last self
this is the problem. future obrien would know all about the plan. he just had to bill and ted it and remember to do the thing in 3 hours.

>>213078272
if it makes you feel better then you can go ahead and think thats exactly what he did, in fact I was going to say there is nothing to suggest they didn't before that exact conflict, because they knew they were heading into a combat situation and they had time unlike wolf 359 where it was just
>every fucking ship get your ass to wolf 359 right fucking now

>>213078328
lol
>they memoryholed familes after season 1
you are an idiot your desperate attempt to recover from that by just doubling down was nothing but a bunch of retarded dribble which I explained and the best you could manage is
>b-but look at these typos
as I said you aren't worth replying to as you are a fucking idiot who can't simply admit he's wrong and let it go.

>>213078301
he really is a complete failure beginning to end he did absolutely nothing right

>>213078417
I see no refutation here, just seethe.

>>213078465
thats because you are as we've established an idiot. Did they memory hole familes on tng after season 1 or were you wrong/ its a simple yes or no, of course we all know the answer and no amount of backpedaling will change the answer but for your own personal growth answer the question. Its ok to be wrong sometimes you know, its refusing to admit it that makes you retarded.

>>213078301
he has a lot of practice

>>213078524
The Enterprise's consistent characterisation as "travelling space embassy with kids running around playing" absolutely got trashed after senile Gene got jettisoned into space. For the majority of the series run, the Enterprise is consistently characterised as a military-but-totally-not-because-we-don't-do-that-in-the-future vessel like how the TOS ship was. There are intermittent returns to the original show's ethos, but they are largely disregarded and form minor diversions to the ongoing themes of the show, and for all purposes do not factor into the writing of 99% of the episodes and the motivations of the characters therein.

I know you are an ESL pajeet who feebly clings to the few words he managed to make out many posts previous so this is all wasted on your feeble mind. However, one must strive to lift up the rabble. My last reply to you until you grow a brain, or perhaps take a shower.

>>213078351
If it were like Bill & Ted, past O'Brien would need to survive and come back to play out being future O'Brien. Instead it's as if when O'Brien jumps, in the hours he's missing from the timeline the universe just manifests a whole new O'Brien from nowhere, missing recent memories O'Brien had from soon before he jumped, conveniently ready to take the original's place when he dies

>>213078716
you can try and make retarded insults all you'd like it doesn't change the fact that you are wrong and children and families are shown to live on the enterprise throughout its entire run. You are wrong its really that simple.

>>213078330
The only bad part of that episode was ensign ro

>>213078754
Im almost positive youre arguing with the nutrek spammer

>>213078716
>there were never families on tng after s1
Yes there were
>wall of text coping
Wow what a faggot

>>213078784
its likely he follows the same pattern, says something stupid, gets called stupid then double downs and keeps trying to argue in circles. Anyway anyone else want to play poke the retard go for it I'm done with him.

>>213078330
Miles was completely right btw.

>>213078754
>>213078842
Sorry, I should have mentioned curry in my post to encourage you to read it...

>>213078859
Set phasers to ignore

>>213078756
>He's not a RoBro
Please turn in your com badge and proceed to the nearest airlock immediately.

>>213078941
I'm surprised they've never remade this movie, its good fun

>>213078859
>AHHHH someone tag in pls im getting raped

That's right, cunt.

>>213068708
It makes the more moral of the Feds enemies hesitate when pulling the photon torpedo trigger. They basically strapped human shields to all their battleships. No wonder everyone hates them.

>>213078941
A fun edit would be to have all the cast shoot him Using clips from flicks they've been in shooting guns.

>>213079062
Make your own edit then

nice its this episode I completely forgot it was a season 2 one, picked a good time to rewatch voy, I've forgotten so much

>>213078941
kek

>>213077235
I need more zakdorn.
Bring back the zakdorn.
>Qt zakdorn tactical officer.
>Often seen in the ships lounge playing board games.
>She Finds out about the Battle for North Africa board game, replicates it, and makes you play every day.
>Very blustery but blushes cutely when wrong or called out.
>Very proud of her peoples contribution to starfleets war staffs during the dominion war.
>spends holodeck hours wargaming a mass borg invasion of the federation

>>213079123
no

>>213078965
Eh, they'd just fuck it up now. Some things are best left un-remade.

>>213068170
>in a room all alone sitting on the bed with your now-loli wife

>"So whatta ya wanna do on da bed, Miles?"

>>213079354
true but its 30 years old and a good concept you'd think it would've been remade at least once in all that time

>>213078941
Shes hot but watch the episode about her, Picard, Whoopi and Keiko turning into kids. Ro is just a whiny emo tween, not cute or funny.

>>213079420

>>213075609
wrong show

>>213077235
why couldnt data beat him at that game? he should be able to see every possibility

Golly -- for a show that supposedly no one ever watched, sure seems to be a lot of Star Trek: Lower Decks merchandise out there.

>>213080095
the game is designed to be unpredictable Data can't win because he's following a logical progression of moves, he does this which means I do this etc etc in short he lacks initiative, when he adjusted to simply stalling the opponents moves rather then win he caused a stalemate because kolrami was playing to win so his moves were flawed

>>213080095
see >>213068809

butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
take a look, its in a book
reading rainbooooooow

>>213080095
…But he does beat him. At the end of the episode. Data gets him to rage quit. A forfeit is still a win. A technicality, but a win.

here's that starfleet academy show you guys have been asking for

>>213080220
>sure seems to be a lot of Star Trek: Lower Decks merchandise out there.
and what do we call someone whose profession is selling merchandise

>>213080558
I'd hit it. Repeatedly. With a stick until it bursts open and candy falls out.

>>213080558
Space lunchboxes

>>213080558
what new alien race is that?

>>213080650
Looks like they just slapped plastic on his head. Why can't they into prosthetics anymore?

Female Jem'Hadar Starfleet officer

>>213080095
because data is a machine not a person.

>>213080650
>>213080966
Thank god this long nightmare is almost over.

>>213080821
lol these shows do stupidly detailed prosthetics. that guy looks that way because it's how they want him to look

>>213080966
I thought the joke about the fat red head from discovery was mocking, but here they are with that

>>213080966
With small Klingon logos on the uniform.

>>213080672
I enjoy goon seshes as much as the next man but you are the spammer and you are spamming.

>>213080966
Must be all the corn syrup in ketracel white

Why is everyone so fat god damn

Unfortunately this Academy show is already guaranteed a second season that’s gonna start shooting in August, but with CBS/Paramount wanting to distance themselves from kurtzman/dei I’d imagine this series will pretty much be DOA.

>>213081454
what's with streaming shows going "we are filming 10 seasons already!" before the first one even airs

>>213081089
they want it to look amateurish?

>>213080558
Stacked cast. Paul Giamatti and Holly Hunter. Robert Picardo is back. I just saw The Holdovers earlier this week. Great flick. 'Giamatti' more like: Goodamatti because of how good he is in it. I can't think of any post-'90s Holly Hunter movie I like. But, still. Good.

It's a shame the cast will be wasted reading Kurtz-Trek scripts.

>>213081435
They forgot how humanity was supposed to improve and the eugenics wars so they're just stuffing in fatties to browbeat you for being naive enough to be hopeful about the future

>>213080558
>>213080966
>>213080707
>09:27:56
>09:27:25
Back to R*ddit with you
https://www.reddit.com/user/ThomasThorburn/

>>213080966
what the fuck is this shit. why are there fat jem'hadar? and why is it played by a female?

>>213081435
This show looks like they took all the chud complaints and shoved even more of it all in there kek

Are shows like The O.C. still popular?

for me, it's the chinlet jem'hadar

Roddenberry era
>TOS
>TAS
>TOS Movies
>TNG's 3ish seasons
Berman era
>TNG 4-7
>TNG films
>DS9
>VOY
>ENT
Kurtzman era
>STD
>SPIC
>Trek and Morty
>That show that almost had promise but they did a faggot musical
>ACK with the fat jem'hadar and probably a billion trannies

>>213068512
>let me fire up that teleporter that totally doesn’t do the same thing
Man Irish people are stupid

I don't get who the audience is supposed to be for a show like this
>CW style teen drama with "well THAT just happened" quippy dialogue
>but instead of sexy young teens everyone is fat and ugly
?????

>>213081648
I've caught the In Trek News guy straight up lifting posts from r*ddit and he just keeps on going

>>213082020
they are throwing spaghetti at the wall and trying to get ANYTHING to stick with general audiences because they hate star trek fans

>>213081454
really wish they could kill that somehow

>>213082020
I don’t expect you’ve gone out in public recently but everyone is really fat

>>213082135
It's 1100 years in the future.

>>213081599
for me its Shoot Em Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCPI8i3bbMU

why would the founders (odo really) start cloning female jem'hadar that like jewelry?

if anything i would think he'd just let them die out

>>213082072
I think it's the same guy

>>213082135
they can hire actors that arent fat cunts

>>213082135
Yeah but that (young and female) CW demo are all watching Maxton Hall or Outer Banks where everyone is super attractive

>>213081846
What's that wall of names behind them is supposed to be? A list honoring casualties or what?

>>213082195
So that much fatter then? I’m joking obviously but Gene had the right idea trying to remove slang and topicality. It not only dates everything it makes it all look incredibly stupid in hindsight

riker bros this is shopped, right?
r-right?

>>213082246
I recognize Will Decker (MIA since merging with V'Ger) and B'elanna (alive in TOS time) so I'm not sure what those are

>>213080966
Okay lady, that's enough Ketracel White for you.

Futurama had some great trek parodies, since the spammer wishes to discuss cartoons.

>>213082368
I don't think this is going to be a TOS show. Probably set in the Picard era.

My girlfriends always asking me to watch strange new worlds with her. It’s pretty good I like it (I like Spock) she says

>>213080966
literally three out of four of those words contradict each other

>>213082368
>>213082420
It's set in the 32nd century - aka the late Discovery show era nobody gives a shit about.

>>213082420
it's supposed to be future-STD era in the 32nd century

>>213082431
have you called her a stupid pleb yet?

>>213082431
My wife and I sit on the couch and watch H&I every weeknight. She thinks TOS is weird sometimes but likes TNG, she is usually passed out by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1-6fuOjWq4 but she's having trouble sleeping so we stayed up til the end of ENT last night.

>>213082413
I consider Dirty Pair Trek-adjacent because of how many Trek background gags it had and how many Dirty Pair background gags TNG had.

>>213082647
It was also on TechTV before it became G4 so it counts.

>>213082694
female "pon farr" is retarded

>>213082694
>ywn be assaulted by a sweaty, super strong alien chick with bolt-ons desperate to crush your pelvis in an orgiastic, hormone induced frenzy
Why even?

>>213082479
That's an alternate reality. My guess is they'll jump strange new worlds into the prime at the end. Probably post Picard 40-50 years will be the next show

>>213082647
Wasn't there a terminator episode

>>213082608
Dam that’s a lot of trek. Lately she’s been getting me to watch 1 episode of strange new worlds each day since we started a few days ago. I’m not a huge trekkie but I do love sci-fi and the comfy 1shot episodes just exploring around the universe helping people is cozy as hell. Makes for good couples watching. No crazy dramatic plot about alien wars and whatnot

>>213082854
>jump strange new worlds into the prime at the end
Not happening. Won't be any new shows either. The most likely next project is a pre-ENT origins film. Already has a finished script written by Seth Grahame-Smith, produced by Simon Kinberg and Toby Haynes as director. It's been all set to go for a while now but held up because of the merger.

>>213083203
>a pre-ENT origins film.
so, what? first contact?

>Without revealing too much, Kurtzman explains that Giamatti's character "represents a tide that has swept across the world in a very profound and upsetting way," he continues. "I say this without taking a political stance. That is part of what it means to invite everybody into the tent. One of my favorite things about Star Trek is that it reaches across the aisle. People on all sides of the political spectrum love it for different reasons. That is something that we really wanted to hold true to here."
More MAGA brainrot incoming

>>213083269
this man clearly hates star trek. sickening

>>213083259
Essentially yes

>>213083269
It’s pretty sad that this is what it’s come to. It used to be about the boobies

>>213080095
Not as bad as Troi beating him at 3D chess. Whoopi must have been unavailable for filming that day, I could forgive her vaguely defined magical negro powers giving her the win there

>>213080707
No way the rods for that chair could handle Tilly, why would you ever build it like that
>>213081599
I hate that I had to check this wasn't him playing a Bolian in the new show, it would fit right in

>>213080650
Looks bad but not as bad as STD Klingons

who is worst with women? please provide reasoning for your answer
Laforge
Kim
Reed

>>213084347
Barclay

>>213081487
A lot of the times these "multiple season deals" are a single season they chop up for budget reasons. It's a trick to make gormless viewers think they're more confident in it

>>213084381
invalid

>>213084347
Kim, because he has slanty eyes and yellow skin

>>213081454
batgirl

>>213073886
> "Why can Data use contractions in this episode when he said that he couldn't in a prior one
This pisses me off because it’s such an easy mistake to correct. Such a continuity error should never make it to the final episode. And didn’t Brent Spiner suggest Data not using contractions to make him more alien? He of all people should have caught this.

I liked it.

>>213081648
Do zoomies not salt their online info? Ever?

>>213081599
giamatti is a one trick pony and his casting is all the proof we need that this will be a twenty something sex drama and not at all star trek

>>213084454
His one cannonical love interest was a Bajoran prostitute hired to scam him out of nanoprobes and he still didn’t get any action out of the deal. Geordi had a cute ensign dropping her spaghetti over him, Kim slayed all sorts of dead alien pussy, Reed, he was too picky. He’s the only answer

>>213084786
he was engaged to be married before they left

>>213083916
No troi beating data makes perfect sense, like when some wine aunt wins her first hold em tourney at a bar because she's too tipsy to get fluffed by the poker autists at the table

>>213084817
Reed? I don’t remember but I don’t doubt it. He liked big butts

>>213084875
i got confused by the pic of kims girl.
reed wasnt engaged but he did have a list of women in shuttle pod one including that slut ruby

Why is this Star Trek writer obsessed with this troon so much? Is this a sex thing?

>>213084894
So they all did ok, except for our guy Barclay. Fact

>>213074632
Did you miss the Next Generation episode that had a full control room with gravity and breathable atmosphere inside the warp nacelle?

>>213084984
Nta but that was for maintenance wasn’t it?

>>213084875
In that one episode where they met their future descendants from the past, Malcom was one of the o ly people who didn't have offspring

>>213084979
Brocoli went on a double date with troi and riker and he also met a girl who liked cats
Brocoli probably got some

>>213068046 (OP)
>>213075463
How much would you pay for T'pol at auction?

>>213085058
I bid fifty quatloos

>Our blood is pure. Our people lived and hunted in this space for a thousand years before the degenerate races brought their corruption. The delta quadrant must be purified.

>>213085020
Not having kids and not getting any action aren’t the same thing

>>213084347
Hmmmm
Barclay>LaForge>Kim>Malcolm
Barclay because he has absolutely zero charisma and is a lowly holodeck coomer. LaForge is also a holodeck coomer, but he’s in a key leader ship role on the Enterprise and can actually physically speak to women without becoming flustered. He’s just not great at picking them up. Kim had a long term girlfriend, but outside of that is like Geordi in the way that he has little game. Reed is British therefore he’s slightly gay, but at the end of the day I just don’t think the guy cares at all. He would honestly rather be engrossed in his work 9/10 times than pursue what he views as trivial relationships.

Reed slayed pussy why do you all always forget that? He used up like 17 hours of precious oxygen recording farewell messages to all his conquests

>>213085328
also I shipped him with Talas before the show ruined that for me

>>213082647
I burst out laughing when they name dropped Urusei Yatsura in the middle of a random episode. It was as shocking as some old lady asking if you've seen the latest Jujutsu Kaisen episode. One of the writers must have gone to Japan and discovered it that way. Or they were importing fansubbed VHS tapes.

>>213084347
Riker. He ended up settling for a post wall Greek whore who got WORFED in 9/10 alternate universes.

Thank you Mr Broccoli

>>213085578
Imagine if Frakes locked in this hard for the entire series instead of just one episode.

>>213087946
>computer, give me 100 gallons of cheese sauce, scalding hot. Safety protocols off

>>213086972
>me posting on /tv/

>>213076882
>middling
She was always hot, she just had a shitty haircut

>Be me, Britanon
>Watching Love Island to fap
>All of a sudden motherfucking Faith of the Heart starts playing
>mfw
This version to be specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJqwoj96aCE
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

>>213089878
>Watching Love Island to fap

Grim

>>213084347
From best to worst
>Geordi
He eventually figured out how to impregnate the girl of his routines
>Malcom
Has an accent, but the kind that makes you sound gay
>Barclay
Total sperg, probably had some batshit holodeck programs but eventually got some over the hill catlady
>Harry Kim
Is Asian

>>213090013
Seems the sun has finally set on the glorious empire of browns and vacant land

The tailoring on the future uniforms in STD is absolutely disgusting. It looks like everyone is wearing a potato sack. How the fuck does it get this bad? Where is all of the "talent" in Hollywood?

>>213090469
All the talented people got mee-too'd

>>213091093
they also retired and left no legacy

>>213089653
this might be the worst episode of ds9.
the dax a plot is retarded.
and kira enters the holosuit in Abandoned, only 2 episodes prior, completely negating the premise of quarks B plot

>>213092749
>completely negating the premise of quarks B plot
entering a holosuite doesn't automagically scan your entire likeness into the database. there's nothing wrong with the B plot.

>>213092749
the dax A plot is some of the worst shit ever
but the quark B plot is absolute kino

if i would critique the B plot i'd say the ending is unsatisfying since gooner alien is just like "i'll ruin you" and then leaves and Quark doesn't really suffer anything except not getting paid. there should have been a sequel episode where he actually does fuck over Quark

I remember being 18 during the days of websites that you'd be able to watch shows online through megaupload links. I wanted to begin to watch Star Trek and decided to check out TNG because everyone online at the time was raving about it. I saw the pilot episode and immediately got turned off by it because it didn't look like they were on a spaceship at all, the bridged looked like an 80s penthouse with all the carpet and weird ceiling. I then checked out Enterprise because it was supposed to be a prequel before all the other stuff and was instantly drawn in to it because of the bridge looking like an actual spaceship and not a lounge.

And that's the story of how Enterprise was my first and only Star Trek show I ever watched and never bothered to watch anything else. I did enjoy it a lot though, maybe it was because I was in college, watching it through my gateway laptop alongside Battlestar Galactica. Simpler times

>>213092839
>implying quark wasnt data farming the holosuites
everyone who enters is imaged. no question about it.

>>213088638
Holy based

>>213093879
kek

>>213080966
>come back from vacation
>see this
What the absolute fuck

The Most Toys is a kino episode. This guy was great in that SG1 two parter too

>>213094057
Agreed. People don't ever talk about it among the best episodes, though. Wonder why.

It is a bit ambiguous at the end I guess.

>>213094057
A bit soiled by the fact that there was a dwarf who was supposed to be doing that guy's character but he unironically sudoku'd when filming was almost complete.
That guy was brought in as a replacement and they made no effort to make him alien at all.

I absolutely despise when aliens are literally just humans and that's all.
AT LEAST Bajorans have that nose wrinkle.

Laziness.

>>213094509
Spots tho. I thought he was great in the role

>>213080966
double stuft ketracel white Oreos
not even once

>>213094075
its between barclay and sarek. easy to overlook

>>213084347
Obviously Kim. Harry Kim had so many opportunities to bang it's ridiculous and he blew it every time. He could have scored with Seven, a hot Klingon babe, even his dead girlfriend was DTF but no, he could never seal the deal. Eventually Laforge gets his shit together and there are multiple cuties that have the hots for him, but he does come in at a close second. Malcolm Reed absolutely slays the pussy, especially with Trip as his wingman. Those two put out a Reed Alert on every humanoid female in the quadrant.

>>213094940
>he could never seal the deal
Anon, not only did he get laid on screen multiple times but once it was with this chick who was extremely hot in the episode The Disease.

The whole episode was literally Harry getting reprimanded for fucking an alien.

>>213095004
Hmmmm, I don't remember that one. But I still stand by my ranking of him as the worst because his spectacular failures far overshadow his successes. Seven of Nine practically sat on his face and he noped right on out of the room.

>>213095351
Not fucking Seven was a huge blunder but Kim has like 10 romantic relationships depicted between him and a woman that are consensual.

Geordi has 1.

>Kim getting cucked by tuvol
Lmao

it frustrated me how Kira's love interests were all 1000x lamer than her

>>213095589
And it frustrates my that I'm not kiras love interest. I just hate the way odo looks.

how does it feel that star trek has been over since the last episode of voyager and that the future of anything worth watching looks extremely grim

>>213095680
feels fine to me. I'll never watch that shit and continue loving trek forever

>>213095510
You make a good point, but turning down getting sexually mauled by a Klingon is simply unforgivable for me.

>>213079209
t. entitled lazy do-nothing

>>213082135
Even fat, ugly people don't want to see fat, ugly people on TV.

>>213080220
holding out for the tendi blow-up doll

what if Kira had a relationship with Damar

So what were the results of the oldtrek grandpa poll?

Why is /trek/ always cursed with these 24/7 schizos

>>213082319
if you have to ask, then you don't know

>>213080966
>In Star Trek, the Jem'Hadar, as genetically engineered soldiers of the Dominion, are solely male. They are designed to lack emotional attachments and reproduce asexually through cloning, ensuring unwavering loyalty to the Founders.

>>213096109
you could argue they could genetically engineer them to be any different way they want. I'm curious how retarded the excuse they come up with will be if they bother at all

>>213096054
because somebody told them to go jerk off to circles once

>>213096212
star trek: lower standards is such a stupid show, it did not warrant 5 years of non stop shitposting

>>213094682
Spot was a girl. She had kittens in the TNG "Genesis" episode.

>>213068995
I like voyager
There I said it

>>213071238
It's ok because they replaced him with a multidimensional clone

>>213076879
I love that he technically had children with a 3 year old or something

>>213077071
For the ship's morale today I made stinky talaxion spiced mush with a side of there is no god and I want to die!
Was he indian.?

where are the Vorta Starfleet officers hmm?

>>213096280
And the father? What of him?

>>213096686
I lost respect for Data for being such an irresponsible pet owner

it's like when I lost respect for Picard when I found out he rides with a bit

>>213068867
Fake and...gay.

>>213096792
Seriously though, what sort of ridiculous asspull is that? Cats can do parthenogenesis meow?

>>213068046 (OP)
I am watching TAS right heckin' now!

star trek

>So his life never came into focus. He drifted through much of his career, with no plan or agenda, going from one assignment to the next, never seizing the opportunities that presented themselves. He never led the away team on Milika III to save the ambassador, or took charge of the Stargazer's bridge when its captain was killed. And no one ever offered him a command. He learned to play it safe. And he never, ever, got noticed by anyone.

Why did Q have to roast me like that bros?

>>213097244
it's a message to TAKE ACTION NOW!!!!!!!

>>213096686
Barclay doesn't like to talk about that.

>>213097293
What if the only action available is violence?

>>213097324
Then you're shit out of luck.

>>213097324
that is simply not true.

>>213097293
>takes action
>gets stabbed in a bar fight, and that’s a good thing
I’m detecting some mixed messages here

>>213097425
the bar fight was allegory for the obstacles in our life which we have to get out there and heckin' face with a can do attitude.

>sleeps with girl best friend
>immediately gets rejected the morning after
How bad was the pipe?

>>213097461
He was literally stabbed in the heart and saved by space magic medicine over a billiards match. That seems less an obstacle than simple drunken shenanigans gone wrong. Peripherally related story: I remember a buddy of mine had his leg shattered when a truck hit him on his 19th birthday because we were all plastered. We kept drinking after the ambulance took him away. I wonder if he’s a Starfleet captain now

>>213097550
Speaking as a man who once fucked a very close female friend, I understood this part pretty well.

>>213082784
>with bolt-ons
Lies! You will be sent to Rura Penthe for your lying tongue, petaQ.

>>213097592
>He was literally stabbed in the heart and saved by space magic medicine over a billiards match
NTA but you're getting autistic over semantics. The message is the same if you shift the stabbed through the heart to gutshot or something and remove the sci-fi medicine angle altogether. How the hell could you miss the basic lesson of Tapestry?
>>213097651
If you couldn't tell T'Pol had bolt ons, I've got some beachfront property in beautiful Haiti to sell you.

>>213097677
Those are natural Irish girl titties. And you are not fit to kiss her feet.

>>213097745
My friend... in complete sincerity...
she is incredibly bogged, always has been

>>213097677
I get it, I’m being purposefully obtuse but it is pretty silly. His life changing moment was being a dumbass and getting stabbed by picking a fight over a triviality. If they don’t have money, what was bet?

>>213097772
Not always…not always

>>213097782
you dont get it

>>213097772
When Elon builds Cylon tier waifu bots, I am ordering a T'pol model. Klingon pain sticks could not change my mind.

>>213097943
I get that the writing was spotty at best, and I’m a fan
>the rashness of youth tempered by bitter experience, blah, blah, blah
>gets stabbed

>>213097772
how does one achieve this look?

>>213098031
Some red meat and vitamin D3 can save her.

>>213068046 (OP)

>>213098031
Cocaine and anorexia

>>213098031
Diuretics, starvation.
>still would

Baking

New
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>>213098509

>>213098192
These two should have a boob-off, to settle the score once and for all.

>>213097970
I am ordering a Tendi model.

>>213098853
i think she would just be oh so okely dokely

O'Brien is such a creep.

>>213098968
The Tendi model ships soon! Order yours today!