I called in sick today and I'm going fishing.
Wasn't lying though, this shit makes me sick.

With this change of weather my shoulder is acting up. This is not to be taken lightly yet my manager seems unable to understand I'm no condition to wake up and start working at ungodly hours, let alone go to the office.

Pretty sure I have passed the last round of the interview and they will offer me the fancy salary and job but I just want to keep slacking off.

Once again I'm in talks with for a new job position that would mean a neat salary raise along with more responsibilites being fully aware I'm just going to reject the offer and stay at my current job slacking off all day.