>>149520269
Oh shit Taeshi, what are you doing?

Last thread I said those anons who thought that the suicide bomb would fizzle again were dumb. I said that surely this was too simple a cause-and-effect, too easy a layup to fumble; that it would be like failing to get a basketball into a hula hoop 4 feet off the ground. I would like to sincerely apologize to those anons, for it is ME who am the fool.

>>712910309
>buy Switch game used from a seller on an auction site
>wait for it in the mail
>huh, it's kinda taking its sweet time, isn't it
>weeks later late one night, catch a glimpse of something in the plastics waste bin that sends a jolt down my spine
>it's the game case of the game I bought, with the paper cover slip taken out and crumpled alongside it
>rummage the bin and find the game cart itself as well (still functioning, but somehow missing the label and with scratches that looked suspiciously like bite marks)
>for some reason my roommate who lived in the same student apartment saw fit to open my mail and apparently didn't know what a fucking video game was and as such threw it in the trash (no idea what mud hut country he was originally from)
Glad I moved out of that place soon after. The weirdest thing is that the dude was perfectly amicable at all times so it clearly wasn't a malicious act, he was just completely out of it. I chewed him out for it later but I'm not sure either of us really understood what the other thought.