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I’m literally to fucking far to serve (by a lot)
If the US army tried to make me run a lap for basic training I’d likely literally have a heart attack attack and die; either from that or the alchohol with drawls of being sober for over 24 hours.
There isn’t much to envy about my situation but one of the few benefits is I am a lump of sand that cannot be shaped into any form of useful servant for zog; at least given their eternally retarded insistence that every unit go through basic training.
If they made me able to walk up a flight of stares without losing my breath it would be a major health miracle; they’d be writing books on it for decades.
