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>I'll give you one guess
They discovered a new, highly secretive way to wipe their ass after taking a shit. It leaves a clean surface without a need of washing the anus. This revolutionary discovery would reshape the global grade routes and economies, as well as the geographic shape of the planet as entire forest that were grown to be turned into ass wipe paper would be abandoned, wildlife would return to those areas and yes, the Bigfoots would re-establish their stronghold there, once again triggering the Surface World vs Bigfoot Underground war between civilizations.
The doors to this secret must be kept shut.
And the only way to keep this a secret is to regularly blow your load in tight teenage pussy. Ergo, Epstein island. The pussies must get fucked, or we're all doomed, and someone has to do the fucking. Those unsung heroes do the needful, they do the fucking, while collecting all the blame - but fear not, they're just happy to help.
