>>536298017
Your brain is addled by hrt, you don’t need a reason.

>>536177727
>>536177764
>>536177771
>>536177804
>>536177817
Having a penis makes you a male. Hope this helps. Not entertaining any cope replies.

>>535513198
You are the most disgusting nigger I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Congratulations if that was your intent, your character is truly the most abhorrent abomination on the face of this planet. I wonder what your parents would say if they saw what you masturbate to. Scratch that, actually, to have such shit taste and queer tendencies you clearly didn’t have a father figure in your youth as he would’ve whipped the tar out of you for being such a degenerate. I don’t even have to ask your political beliefs, one look at you tells me you’re definitely a registered democrat. I bet it won’t be long before your face is plastered all over television and website around the world as the pedophile who was somehow worse than Epstein. You really are just the absolute worst this game’s community has to offer.

>>535003279
>>535003509
Motherfucking piece of subhuman trash on display here, folks!

>>534990137
Touched a nerve did I, Greasy Gabe? Good, you’re a self hating subhuman white boy who gets off to niggers fucking white women.

The malezen known as Riallant ("Rial" or "/pol/ezen" or "Poyo's dick rider" to his friends) perished this morning during his usual tantrum in New Gridania. Witnesses say that he was spouting schizophrenic ramblings in the town square and started to accuse every malera of being a pedophile. Although his body was recovered, elezen officials have remarked the individual was attempting to have sexual relations with several femlalas in the vicinity, including by force. The cause of death was a sniper bullet lodged in his temple.

A funeral service is to be scheduled... who gives a fuck about this nigger. He forces Lalafells to sit on his dick. Fuckin' nonny~

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>>533983287
This former fiera is finally becoming a true malezen... I'm so proud... I'm overwhelmed with pride and joy for lil bro short-ears...now Tikaasi, take the final step and your journey towards malezenkind will be complete. Crush him.

>>532539009
Nepotism is a hell of a drug but I'm still imbibing hopium given how much of the trailer was Sphene and Wuk having fewer lines than Lil Gooj, and the implication she might die and if she doesn't she's out of the story.

>>532283551
Big hat, big damage.

>>530720096
Flicking Korbo's ears with both hands and running away, evading all responsibility! Elezen are always on top. We are the strongest.

>>530591842
Bastard son of a noble Gridanian house is legitimized (along with his little brother) for conjury talent. Grows up a pampered but overstrained prodigy. War comes, both teenage boys beg their dad to let them join the Adders. Carteneau happens, little bro dies, big bro has so much suppressed resentment that the Elementals stop wanting to commune with him, loses future as a conjurer and Heater. Big bro becomes depressed NEET. War buddy working security on an archaeological project bullies him into coming along. He gets a taste for it and finds a measure of peace in the idea that history is full of tragedies and his isn't special, rejoins the Adders, becomes a respected magus and expert on dead civilization. Eventually the war ended and he (mostly) retired to write books full time.

>>530362972
Sure. Your turn. Kindly post your character so I can blacklist you. I don't want to look at people who cheer on little girls drowning, as a general rule.
>Schizo
Not wanting kids to drown is mentally ill? Tell that to your shrink.

Happy Malezen Monday!

>>529418826
Me and every so often I get bored and go play Elden Ring instead.

>>529417568
God the idea of some NEET getting the Chitwood treatment over the need to stalk people's ERP alts is hilarious and I will try to will and manifest this into happening.

>>528690449
Everyone gets stomped at some point, bro. Get back up and get back in there.

>>528690676
I find a really niche esoteric topic I'm interested in and spend hours talking about it without giving them a polite way to exit the conversation.

>>528690449
Everyone gets stomped at some point, bro. Get back up and get back in there.

>>528690676
I find a really niche e

>>528669501
That makes me feel really good about myself. I wondered why it seems like everyone likes me ingame and yet I'm perpetually being schizoed. I have become a majestic poplar tree.

Happy Malezen Monday, everyone! Feed malezen, befriend malezen, sing pro-malezen songs, marry malezen, listen to malezen explain their conspiracy theories!

>>528183172
>Friendmaxxer
You caught me

>>528167057
I'll be your friend but you have to dress like a tiny version of me and assist me in shenanigans and as the witty foil to my banter.

>>527840662
Based and greenpilled.