>you gotta be /fit/
fat people have girlfriends
>you gotta be tall
short people have girlfriends
>you gotta be rich
poor people have girlfriends
>you gotta have a good face
ugly people have girlfriends
>you getta have hair
bald people have girlfriends
>you gotta have a big dick
short-dicked people have girlfriends
>you gotta be confident
autistic people have girlfriends

and yet you don't.

maybe it's time to take a good hard look in the mirror