>>720191672
>there is no way people are actually circlejerking about how difficult this game is when even if you do die to something nothing resets and you have infinite tries
Stop playing softcore. That's a game mode for gamer dads with 9 wives and 54 children. All of your complaints stem from the same problem, playing the casual game mode.
You're right, the game is mindnumbingly easy when you play that, but so are most games, when you play easy mode.