>All I asked for for YEARS was for Bungie to just bring back Universal Remote so I can actually have fun dicking around in PvE shotgunning enemies, because shotguns are cool
>constantly rejected, left wanting, particularly by PvPfags complaining that a primary shotgun is too much
>New Land Beyond comes out and basically guarantees if UR ever DID come back it'd be ruined with Special Ammo anyway
>finally get a "shotgun primary" anyway but the Monkey's Paw curls so tightly it begins pulling in objects around it and the weapon is in the form of another ugly soulless Handcannon, because Bungie lacks any semblance of soul and all they can do is throw out HANDCANNON HANDCANNON HANDCANNON in a desperate attempt to win 8 year olds back to their game
Tired of this gay nigger company, glad this game won't last another fucking year and I can't wait for Marathon to bomb.