I dreamt I was lying on a couch with a girl of questionable age and my boner rubbed up against her panties and I kept rubbing until she got wet and I damn neet hands freed

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I want to puke but I haven't ate in ,3 days so there's nothing to puke lol

Get shit canned lmao

https://youtu.be/VUT_vywXHqI?si=ssUOTCb7wtyom53h

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12483018
i know that bird fucking rules

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12470006
sometimes I rubber band two kiwis together with a sausage and frot it imagining a tranny is beating me in a sword fight

Your fortune: Bad Luck

What's your most messed up sexual fantasy?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

https://youtu.be/eJHFJppEwyg?si=VHuzWiKr8g25bFJ-

my waifu posted another cheese pull BANGER

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>>12423881
not glazing but that clarity is tremendous like a dark room with good CATHODES pumping

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>>12359021
>Cute
lol
>Heart
LOL
>girl
Yes thisss is truuue

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>>12344836
No I'm actually smart according to that iq test they gave me cuz I'm literally so lazy they thought I was simpleminded lol

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12342155
There we go.
All is fair in love and war

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12330443
Well the last part is canonically true

lmao.im fucking with you God stop taking yourself so seriously

Your fortune: Outlook good