>>719893067
If it happens to me it's unfair
If it happens to you it's a skill issue

Whatever's the cheapest wired one, with side buttons
Same thing for keyboard: the cheapest wired mechanical full keyboard

>>716109435
>Death is completely and utterly unknowable
I already know what happens after I die.
This life is merely a "training program" for me to understand simple sociality before I'm granted Demigod status and given a pocket universe of my own to play with. I do have to see it through to completion to receive my universe, though.

My source? I made this up.