>had this whole speech in his mind prepared, when a nuclear Holocaust would physically and spiritually destroy Old Europe
>your bomb is finally ready
>gets dropped on Asians instead
>self-ironically give the same speech you originally wanted to give, but in a completely different tone, like a joke, which only you find funny
>the retarded leftists celebrate you for your "humility", even though you actually wanted to be the God of Death, who would turn Amalek (Germany) into a giant ash pile
Imagine being Oppenheimer ... literally no one except esoteric fascists, who you despise, truly understand you ...

>>150064478
>so the audience shouldn't either.
You are brown.

>claims to be Medieval Fantasy
>the nobility are a Jacobin caricature of a hedonistic upper class
>instead of an actual WARRIOR class, who live in RURAL fortifications and manors and train for war or engage in war all of the time
>adventurers are either poor, discriminated vagabonds or prophesized chosen heroes
>Elves, Half-Elves, whatever race is a stand-in for the Elves, gnomes, halflings and the Fae in general are completely intermixed with the normal population of civilizations and have nothing mystical, mysterious or dangerous about them
>goblin are cute and tricksters, instead of evil, but they are still discriminated against or seen as "worthy of genocide", despite basically being trickster fae creatures
>leather armor meme
>the king has absolute authority over every "citizen" of the kingdom, instead of being the first among equals of higher nobility, who has to negotiate with them instead of making orders
>every person living in a city is a citizen, instead of only people capable of military service, who have sworn an oath to protect and fight for their city
>faceless, nameless city guard meme
>bandit gangs attacking anyone on sight, instead of the retinue of a knight, who lives in a watch tower and asks for tolls from anyone trying to cross his territory
>European-coded nobles have no inherent advantage over soldiers, despite being a born warrior class, who train since birth to be warriors, but the warrior classes of other cultures (like Samurai) do have that advantage
>English accents, English names, modern English or fake-old-timey English
>no German, French, Italian names, despite them being the core of Medieveal Europe
>obligatory "peasants stink, are diseased and poor", despite this being a myth by the Victorians to make themselves feel better about the horrendous, sickly living conditions, which for the Urban poor were as bad as the worst sweat shops in Asia, when the Industrial Revolution started

>>511123594
>We have the best cuisine in the world
Correct
>We have the best army in Europe occidental.
Victory, because everyone else doesn't play the game
>We have the best birth rate in Europe (romance country)
No, you don't. Any such statistic, which doesn't distinguish between races, is useless. For example schools in Eastern Germany are supposed to be the best - by far. Measured by the success of the pupils. But that's only the case, because of the higher percentage of Germans in Eastern Germany. You understand?
>France is the permanent member of United Nations Security Council
>France is the most visited country in the world,
true
>We have the most beautiful language et the best accent accent
Not really, no. You kinda sound like what "Germans" sound like in American movies. You actually have these grating hard sounds, which everyone pretends we do.
>We have the most victories war in the world so we have the best history
>408 battles won for Germany
We would easily win this on a technicality, because we were split up in so many different states. Not saying that it's more impressive than France, but technically we win.
>So we are the best country in the world
The best country in the world doesn't replace White French people with high Germanic ancestry with people from the Mediterranean, Africa and Asia. The best country in the world doesn't need colonies to support their way of life. Multiple French politicans said that without Francafrique, you'd be a third world country. The best country in the world doesn't contribute to replacing White people worldwide and in their homelands with brown-skinned foreigners.

But you didn't mention the one singular thing, which actually does make you technically the best country in Western Europe. The fact that you are a Great Power and a country with a strong presidential system. Your political system is your saving grace. It allows a future king, whether an actual king or not, to save your country and maybe even Europe.