>>544602859
>Everyone saw I was opening the game and left
figures...

Nothing good ever happens
I can't believe I believed in victory

I miss my pink square

>when I win it's because I've dragged my opponent down into the slop pits with me

Who do I play to do this
I like Sol because it doesn't matter whats going on in the match, who you are or how retarded and bad at the game I am, if i hit you with far slash we are now playing the Sol Far Slash Game where I can actually understand what's going on and dictate the pace of the match

please dont say Beatrix I lose whenever I play her

Suffocate

i finally got out of b rank and could probably make it to s tonight if i didnt have to go to work but i cant even be proud of it because all i did was start spamming all my meter into U butterflies instead of saving it for reversals and suddenly i'm demolishing everyone so im just being carried by my character's broken move

>spend all day every day having brain turned to paste doing repetitive menial tasks and having the exact same 5 songs drilled into your skull while you do it learning to hate everyone around you
>the only possible way to escape it is to be a high energy wacky creative funny youtube funnyman every moment your soul isn't being worn away for the entertainment and pretend friendship of these exact same people
I wake up in the morning and my brain plays radio songs before I even start thinking