>Upcoming TournamentsShould be around June 28th.
#23 NA Tournament:
https://www.youtube.com/live/ItHPXN4EICI
#18 EU Tournament:
https://www.youtube.com/live/YQWKfdPk7DY
>Older Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/
2.10 Patch notes (has a link to ranked changes as well)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xr2dnxjz8
We have a f2p version... please try it...
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>(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.
Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.png
Playstation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.
>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.
>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya and Galleon, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
>This week's F2P rotation (Society edition)Gran, Grimnig, Vaseraga, Metera
>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR
>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/
>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409
Previous Bread:
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Nier game
>watch opponent walk up to me and jump straight at me over and over
>avoids all of my grounded attacks as if they're completely invincible
>just sit there and watch because my old man reactions won't let me anti-air anyone
>say fuck it and trying to actually 2h
>still just passes through them even with my giant-ass screen-covering 2h
>>528092053Smashfags and Tekkenfags are somehow worse. But Granblue is up there
>>528092562my cow wife is taking up cannibalism
>>528092634>Anonymous 06/19/25(Thu)22:02:40 No.528092634โถ>File: 1750384946791.jpg (1.2 MB, 1756x2479)thank you.
Would you give up beef for your cow wife?
>>528092053>Of all my years playing fgs never saw a community so whiny.Yeah, there's no reason to whine about anything in this game. The gameplay is always fun for all parties and is never scrubby. The characters in all top 8 tourneys are there because they earned it thanks to incredible whiff punishes, solid defence and patient play.
Sack of shit
>>528093181>Yeah, there's no reason to whine about anything in this game. The gameplay is always fun for all parties and is never scrubby. The characters in all top 8 tourneys are there because they earned it thanks to incredible whiff punishes, solid defence and patient play.Correct.
Fraudulence made manifest.
A normal cannot be fraudulent if it's not disjointed.
After spending the night playing Vane I am not sure I'm cut out for any type of zoner, but this one seems fun. I think I need to get better at using 5U. Maybe if I can reliably punch through with that, I can punish horizontal rush (66L mainly) in addition to waiting to 2H any jump-ins. Not that Energy Destruction is easy to jump in on.
The main problem is people who have their spotdodges well polished, then you're just swinging at the air for much of the match.
>>528093398correct, frame data does not matter, only disjoint
>>528093885Yes, I believe this unironically.
Overpowered and fraudulent are different things.
66L is overpowered, but it's honest.
>>528093885>no weapons, just a regular-ass dude>his biggest strength is that his normals are insaneStrange design choice
I like bitching hours.
Why is it a strike why does it extend your hurtbox
FIX IT
>>528092886hell yes , ive only eaten steak like maybe twice in my life
>>528093985Instant 66L from downback is fraudulent.
>>528092886Cow aesthetics are the only way to instantly ruin large breasts
>>528094401issa demon making fun of you and not even trying
>>528094561Let me guess, 5'5 (170cm). 120pds (54kg)?
>>528094401>gay man>regular-ass dude
I don't know if this was discussed here but maybe GBVSR could get ported to Switch 2 after all. No confirmation yet though.
I predicted that it was the reason why they were working on these super easy input modes from the live showcase so it makes sense to me.
I'm curious how they'll handle the DLCs though, since we are still in the middle of a Season Pass.
kilvenz why are you using the dub
>>528095692>someone will hop on queue from mobile wifi
>>528096127>NI--ntendo Switch 2?
>>528096127all the playstation players already are.
>>528092816>When you convince his mom you're only 12 successfully
>>528097054https://www.twitch.tv/kilvenzz
issa horror engine right now for sandalphonies
>>528097084He sounds like me when... all the time.
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Sex with my ratwife
>>528096127PS bros and BRs on laptops with .exe hack and creamapi already do that
Nothing will change.
Iirc the switch 2 has an Ethernet port if meant that
Issa?
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Grim upplayers, your response?
>>528098152preemptively live rabbit poster
AIIIIIEEEEEEE LORD GABEN SAVE ME FROM 2000 MS PING
Ferry the donkey
Metera the whore
Vikky the rat
Nier the schizo
Charlotta the gnome
GGs Vane.
It's so fucking hot that I to regularly air out my kizzinger in front of a fan or I overheat and die.
>English Zeta
what the fuck
>>528098965turn your ears off bro
>>528098965>EN Zeta vs EN Beatrix
>>528094401Correct. His hand is more of a sword than the actual swords in the game because of [REASONS] (he's the game director's favorite).
>>528098218That one is the female.
I refuse to play this game dubbed
>>528099112i havent heard beatrix but im starting to think every female character dub is terrible in this game
>>528099510>Every character*Fixed
Burger dubs are fast-food trash
>>528094561yep, those are 170cm and weight 54kg
>>528094157Remind me not to use this over him next time
>>528098513So when you come back from airing out, do you say
>O MA TA SE!
>>528092370i love huge tits
>>528092886I'll give up pork and beef
>>528104356pig said cannibalism is ok
>>528104356>>528104593more reason why pig is the best girl
i cum on sheep she bleat at my dick
>>528104683But would you give up wool to be with her?
>>528104817i don't think i have any wool sweaters
>>528104817shes wearing fur on her shoulders though...
Add her for S3 and I will become unstoppable, my will unbreakable
>>528105278stupid sexy pig
>>528104817sheep NEED to be sheared
I checked some general of other games I play and somehow they're gayer
Thanks for being (mostly straight) grubbas
>>528106527>hmm nyes, you see... this naturally occurring thing in animals, that can be conveniently harvested and used by them is actually BAD for the animal, it NEEDS to be removedheh nice try humie, I know how your kind works.
>>528107034glaze her anus with honey
This is a character that appears in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
I happen to be particularly fond of these characters
>>528107702thank you time traveler
>>528107942I mean... she quite literally APPEARS in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising.
>>528108001my season 3 dream...
>>528107942She shows up in the sheep shrine RIGHT NOW fellow pig friend
>>528108093The story of why this webm exists always makes me kek
>>528108214im retarded and asked anon to "look at dog" and he didn't realize i meant vajra.
>>528108214The person who somehow modded the game to free roam in the stages and look at things in first person was taking requests. Like Anon here
>>528108268 said, he asked that guy to look at and record "dog" and, well, he literally did.
I think the whole situation is very funny and endearing.
>>528108093If there was a god...
look at dog
And my wiferat
I just fapped to Kou again
>>528108598I like these characters a lot!
>>528108720why are zeta players like this
Now, play nice. Don't snitch.
i think all the divine generals are cute even the ff14 rabbit.
im sure we will get them all plus granblue kart plus bomberman blue
>>528108951Imagine the KUHUHU...
>>528109308Is there a goat general?
>>528109397I want to be KUHUHU'd
Why do you keep posting the bitch with the massive teeth?
>>528109821im hoping to wake up in the middle of the night with my pigwife goring through my eye with her horn straight into my brain.
pic not related.
>>528109308I think all the divine generals are pure sex
>>528109972Every night I dream of waking up to a foxgirl wife so I can touch her fluffy tail. So far this dream has not come true.
>>528109821YOU GOTTA BRUSH YO TEETH
>>528109972I think your draphwife would probably have something to cover her horns when you sleep together. Otherwise enjoy reincarnating as a femdraph.
>>528108784I only like the good ones one which are the ones in picrel plus the cock and the snake
>>528110251>first panelThat should have been Anila's 214
>>528110749jam it in bikki
>>528111236Andira is pure sex
>>528111484built for breeding
>>528108143It's not of this general, but for me, it's the Mahjong controller incident.
Mahira deserves a little bit of love
>>528111236 She's a good girl
>>528112874Is it possible to understand that without much context? What happened?
The gen got me making choices...
when's EVO again?
for anons that were not here last year, EVO was massive for us. They announced a ton of changes, announced Vikala, Sandalphon and showed Versusia's trailer.
Honestly it's a high bar, it will be hard for them to clear it.
I didn't mind 2.0 not being too huge, but that coupled with the shy Galleon patch made the game a bit stale for me. I still have a ton of fun with it, but it's undeniably stagnant.
Does this guy appear in a stage or something, or is he just in the story mode?
>>528113035I like cock but she's negative sexual to me
she could be butt naked, I can't sexualize her
>>528114715Anon what the hell are you doing back there?
>>528114715only story afaikWHAT IS THAT WOLF DOING
>>528114715Man that's a cool design and what the FUCK
>>528114715Originally a raid in
oh
>>528114715Wolf is a very common enemy in the story in all three GBF games
>>528114815Yeah that's fair, I think I'm in a similar boat.
She is very cute, however
I'm sorry anons but I just like Metera and I want to play her...
>>528116516The hag claims another soul
>>528116516We all love the smell of our whore wife's anus.
>>528116319>>528114815I think your cock is wrong because I sexually like cock a lot
>>528117143is that futa mahira
what the heck is going on in that webm
>>528114602I doubt we'll get as many trailers and announcements for Evo, but it's going to be a year since the big meaty so surely we'll get a big patch this time unless FKHR is as big of a faggot as he usually is
>>528114602huh? the game feels the same
what changes
>>528114854I see nothing wrong with that image.
>>528117845>spoilerWyell...
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>>528114602It's usually at the end of July beginning of August, this year it's August 1st-3rd to be more exact.
https://evo.gg/
>>528115608>christmas djeetadamn thats cute, sometimes i regret not starting the gacha earlier
>>528117678No futranny shit.
Its simply harvin gymnastics.
>pedo calling anybody a tranny
lol
lmao even
Yes I lost, it's so fucking retarded, fuck me
>>528118318It was limited back when I got it but now Christmas Jeeta is a permanent (paid) skin along most other paid skins.
With the magic of money you can get it anytime.
anyone wanna play? i need to practice some things
Hello!
How are you feeling today?
What will you eat for the next meal?
What a hot night, I need cold water.
How do I stop making dumb decisions?
How do I stop jumping when I shouldn't jump?
How do I stop pressing fM when fL is needed?
How do I stop BCing/DPing/mashing/throwing when my opponent activates their jedi senses and does exactly the right counterplay?
It's not like just downbacking and blocking for a moment has ever helped me in anything.
This is a legit question, my brain may not be wired correctly for this genre.
>>528120132>How do I stop making dumb decisions?creating a gameplan to follow depending on the character you're playing against
>How do I stop jumping when I shouldn't jump?ties into above, you're not sure what to do and are uncomfortable in neutral so you jump to try and skip it
>How do I stop pressing fM when fL is needed?practicing whatever scenario requires that in zero pressure environments (lobby, casuals) with people around your skill level
>How do I stop BCing/DPing/mashing/throwing when my opponent activates their jedi senses and does exactly the right counterplay?you need a better defense flowchart, this is why layer 1 is delay 2l for a lot of people, you switch it up when you feel like you've done it 2-4 times in a row and you think your opponent is about to adapt
>It's not like just downbacking and blocking for a moment has ever helped me in anything.because you aren't looking for anything. you're just downbacking and hoping your opponent does something stupid. lab defense.
>This is a legit question, my brain may not be wired correctly for this genre.no, you're just treating the game like a 'if i play enough i'll get it eventually' which will take you years
it's easier and faster to just lab, even though it's boring
>>528120608Thanks for the legitimate answer, I really do need to lab more, even simple things.
>>528119884>How are you feeling today?Great, my team beat PSG's ass.
>What will you eat for the next meal?Well, breakfast, most likely. When I wake up. Though I plan on doing some neat hotdogs tomorrow.
>>528120132>How do I stop making dumb decisions?First find where do your dumb decisions come from. Were you anxious? Tilted? Impatient? Or too patient? Or are you doing result-based analysis (if it went right = good decision, if it went wrong = bad decision)? Sometimes the ''correct'' play just does not work out, but that does not make it a dumb decision.
>How do I stop jumping when I shouldn't jump?Make a conscious effort.
>How do I stop pressing fM when fL is needed?Make a conscious effort to be more aware of your spacing/range.
>How do I stop BCingDon't
Don't be predictable, if they're ready for everything you throw, you're being predictable. Easier said than done.
>It's not like just downbacking and blocking for a moment has ever helped me in anything.This is wrong, downbacking and blocking in this game is good. Obviously it's a disadvantageous position, but not really an oppressive one.
Use it as a time to take a breather, analyze their offense.
Air grabbing someone like Lancelot or Charlotta feels so goddamn satisfying
>>528122141>Were you anxious? Tilted? Impatient? Or too patient?I appreciate the answers and want to take the opportunity to lament about something that might be related to it.
I think my preferred playstyle is to be more on the reactive side, watching my opponent and calling out mistakes or predictable moves. Or in other words: I like to snipe them across the screen via blue jumpscares. And gravitate towards characters that can support this playstyle.
But in this game with so many plus on whiff moves and gorilla characters, that often leads to me giving up initiative and finding myself on the defensive immediately while they run their gameplan on me. Which can lead to some tilt and impatience on the defensive.
Efforts are made to recognize their gameplan and shut it down.
But often it feels like they just completely disrespect me while hardly respect anything I do, and there is not much I can do about it but take it.
>>528122664Anyon.... No one is going to respect you if you give up screen real state like that...
>>528122882But but but but the Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising beginner guide on youtube with 352,845 views told me to take some steps back at the start of the match and throw fireballs!
>>528122664I feel you
One thing that has been helping me recently is trying to keep the concept in this video in mind
https://youtu.be/tjmnNbG0HAw
When I find myself feeling like everything I do does not work out, I try to apply that triangle to the match.
What am I having trouble with? does that thing fit into any of the points?
Most recently I was having a lot of trouble against Charlotta, so I tried to stay back and watch the character and try to think what I could do against her.
Big mistake.
I ended up being too passive, downbacking too much, giving up too much space, I was too focused on his character that I forgot to play myself.
I made the matchup 10 times harder without even realizing.
Of course, it wasn't all useless, I learned a good deal, but the main lesson I took from it was... to not be a spectator.
>>528123535Thank you, will watch the video.
And Charlotta was one of these characters I'm having trouble with. Also one of these characters that can easily enforce their gameplan on you and you just have to deal with it.
Not hating the players, not calling anyone here out. But this character is just an overall headache for me.
>>528123721>Not hating the players, not calling anyone here out.Well I am
fuck these dumbass niggers
Character has 0 recovery it's fucking insane
>get matched with randoms in ranked
>matches all work fine
>get match with an anon
>loading bug happens and I can't rematch
This game is fucking cursed
any eugawds want tot play for a bit?
>>528124071Sure, I'm getting tired of ranked
give bea's ult dp side switch back NOW
>>528123535>>528123721You overthink too much
Just do things
>he says, while posting bottom 3 rat
>>528122437please do airgrab charlotta
nothing bad will happen, just keep doing it every time
>>528125723>>528125852I can join if you want
charlotta/jeeta eu
Bubz should only be able to divekick during a forward jump.
Bubz should be replaced with Yuni
Bubz should be replaced wit Shalem
>>528124071>>528124129why aren't you wageslaving?
>>528126580Only if they cut her disgusting toe nails.
>>528126718it's friday
i aint working either
>people don't work on Fridays
>>528126718I have a day off on Fridays and work on Sundays
>>528126818Only if they get rid of her disgusting pacifier
>>528127189ggs galleonanon
>didn't post the "see you soon" sticker because I couldn't find the damn thing on the listI really should start using favorites for these things
>>528127239Just get rid of both.
>>528127445She's objectively hotter without it.
>>528127445im with this nigga. yall homosexual.
Why does she have a pacifier anyway?
>>528127768To stop her from sucking unsucked cocks
>>528127768Story reason? It's some sort of power limiter.
Actual reason? Because Beelzebub is often called "babu-san" and "babu" is nip onomatopoeia for baby sounds so they thought it'd be funny to give her a pacifier. Also probably because that's a fetish that they didn't cover yet.
>>528128562the cuck pillar
focus on talking to him, not me
>>528127412i like this character and she is my wife
>can't react to Belials command throw anymore
>can't jump Vaseragas scythe
>can't even react to Galleons diving or ground vortex
Maybe I'm thinking too much, but I'm also getting old.
>>528130919its too hot to play granblue dw bro
>>528130919Even pros get caught by those shits don't stress out about it mane.
>>528130919when im getting combo'd by belial I always pay attention to him to see if he stops to jump
>>528131437you need to play perfectly at all times. if you ever get hit by a vira command grab you are never going to have children.
>>528131514Good, I don't want any.
Tako's back! playing Shadowverse 2
How was the last tournament called?
I have it on the tip of my tongue and cant find it.
>>528133376https://www.arcsystemworks.asia/awt2025/
if you want the major events. of which a german one is apparently today.
>>528133710apparently nothing is streamed today.
>>528133710>tournament really close to meI would love to try it but I'm so lazy
>>528134158https://www.twitch.tv/2bcu2
your missing out on some good ass german university class or MLM nonsense?
>>528134461no I mean a future one
>>528134461What is happening here?
I understand German, just don't know why this is a fighting game stream
I could swear it was possible to see deleted images before, I missed out on all the rats and monkis
>>528134461>white german>speaks with a turkish slang/accent
>>528134718I don't know. I just opened it to check for tomorrow and got hit by the whatever the fuck this is.
>fighting games
https://www.twitch.tv/yumegiwahatake
JP Netplay weekly with questionable audio
>>528134945This looks like she could be cosplaying.
But yeah, from the few minutes that I watched, it's some presentation about sales and Canvas.
>>528134905A lot of turkic and arabic words have made their way into ordinary teenage slang. White kids get them from rap music as well. It's unfortunate.
>>528134461I always find this absolutely unfortunate if you have a room with actually good-looking guys and you then see what girls are available right now.
>>528135745https://www.gamesmarket.global/marcel-kleffmann/esports-und-event-pixelsnprofit-esports-economic-sector-and-creative-industries-come-together-in-frankfurt-41c433c9b3640b5908c8454a07229c97
what the actual fuck
>>528135894>Tickets are available for โฌ179 or โฌ199 (including access to the Hessen Crash esports tournament)
Do I just need to spot dodge charlotta jumps? Kept whiffing 2H and she'll just grab me if I block anyways
>>528136938this is probably the worst thing you can do
>>528136938DP the moment she jumps
>>528136938blocklist is there for a reason
>>528093398>make a normal 1 frame start up>it won't be fraudulent
Today's topic - why do plus ob, frame trapping, grab baits that lead to combos exist.
>>528138775i don't have a meterless dp it's fair :)
>>528138775>frame trappingIsn't that just fwip?
>>528138775name three examples
>>528137182I'll try this next time
>>528137004I thought so too but damn I just couldn't hit my 2H
>>528137647Oh, I hate this
>>528141226thank you ive always wondered if rat could do ch c.m on counter hit but never see them do it for whatever reason.
so when is this eu tourney
>>528141534it apparently started today but they wont be streaming anything until tomorrow?
>>528133979
>>528141336it's only possible at pointblank
like one tap and you're already out of c.M range
is Belial parry actually used or is it just a command taunt to make me feel bad specifically
>>528141226>mashing easy inputsdude, take a breather and calm down.
>>528141226>wake up 5m into DPthat jeeta was having a moment
>>528143797it's anti-projectile
>>5281462734 inch uncut monster
>>528144384BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT
>>528146526sorry i cant, would lick my lips too much
dear lobby anons,
i like bcing in our lobby now. i like it because i feel like i can truly express myself when i do
i also like that BC does damage and a HKD BC can lead to a chip kill when i send out Desu if your HP is less than ~20%
thank you,
yours truly,
love,
me
about to namedrop everyone
(You)
>>528147108I don't know if you are the anon I was playing yesterday against the lobby. But I did at some point notice that you/that anon didn't BC at all and then tried to play along, outside of some muscle memory making me do it. It was an experience.
But that anon/you were playing plus on block gorillas, so it was kinda painful too
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how active is Galleon U grab?
just saw anon got grabbed while backdashing
>>528148510NERF HER NYOOOOOW
>>528147792I think her grab can catch backdashes, actually. You must jump it on reaction.
>>528148797You're not going to jump ult grab on reaction.
>>528138775It's an example of natural development in offense in fighting games.
By changing something as simple as frame data of a move, you completely change the value of a move in specific situations. Match that with the context of what the move can do and layer all of that on player choice and mind games, and you create varied offense in even simpler fighters.
>>528149006Me ? No, you're right. I don't have the gene.
>>528148248Let me lurk in peace
what board is good for general bitching about the state of life since it's unrelated to granblue fantasy versus rising and i'd never post something off topic
>>528149405maybe r9k just donโt get groomed
>>528149405You can post literally anything in this general as long as you attach a picture of Nier to it
>>528148248>Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising is the best fighting game out there right nowlmao
>>528149939this is correct. for example-
I'm sick of having no purpose in life and having no one to live for. I don't want anything in life anymore UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is your favorite music genre and when do you think music peaked?
the best one is actually yuni2 but no one plays it
>>528150726Death Metal
thinking things have peaked is for losers
>>528150726I like anything as long as it has a melody but my fav is probably metalcore.
I don't think it ever peaked, there are bangers coming out all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abAf2P-nYfg
>>528150726J-Core and the past 10 years
>>528151491I would also think this if somebody posted
>>528151265 and said it was metal
>>528150726Holy shit, I love talking about music!
Grew up as a metalhead. Metalcore was the new thing when I was exactly in the right age for that, but my favorite band from back then was Therion. Ventured forth into various genres when hitting adulthood.
Still a big fan of post-metal, atmospheric black metal, the occasional death metal and doom metal. Right now, listening to Anaal Nathrak (fucking love this brutal yet melodic band).
Love me some electro, especially the nostalgia 80's new wave stuff.
Post rock is another big love. Occasionally listening to alternative bands (especially japanese bands). I also really like the works of Utsu-P or various Touhou-related metal bands.
Haven't listened to much classic lately. Really like some neoclassic works, like Olafur Arnalds.
And yes, many video game soundtracks for sure. Risings OST gets me pumped, all these high energy tracks that mix symphonic elements with guitars, drums and bass.
In general, love energetic, fast and powerful music that still has good melodies.
>>528150805>can't run forward and fireball without getting a DPNah it's shit
>>528150805OS combo simulator discord trash.
>really horny
>dont want to jerk off
what is this feeling
>>528152689correct, we dislike combos that take skill around here
>>528152880lets quit together
I almost post a screenshot of the exact coordinates of where I live I am sweating
>>528154193there's no nier in this off-topic post...
>>528138775lots of modern fighters today give you too many options that lead into a full combo
>>528154283Give me a nier on fire
>>528150726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOD50EoFqdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6nMsQPSJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abccu5J_qhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXSKNBBn8pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oq9sddq3JY
Ummm... these are fun to do guitar covers of
>>528154465>[YouTube] Tornado of Thoughts - I Don't Think Therefore I Am
>>528154696Obscenely sexual image
Thank you for playing in the Lobby!
Sorry that i left like that but the delivery was there since we started that last match and i didnt want to keep screaming to give me a moment.
Amazing games!
Really fun, exciting games!
Im not sure if it was my internet at some moments so im sorry for that.
>>528142263you can still do cH 66L cMMM if spaced out
Vikala is a cutie but playing her isn't that fun after the first time seeing her animations...
Headpats for this alchemist.
>>528150726dad rock
probably the 70s or 80s
>>528155346>Amazing games! Really fun, exciting games!Why do you talk like you are disabled
>>528156650why are you such a jaded faggot?
>Brave point
>is actually Coward point
>>528156853>he doesn't get itif you have 3 brave points, you have very brave, but if you have 0 brave points, you have no bravery
it's poetic really
>>528156853raging strike is brave..
I assumed that people doing run away and down back do it because I always played characters without a projectile so I have to be the one going in.
But why are they still doing it when I'm playing Metera and have the lifelead?
>>528156749To balance retarded positivity.
>>528156981I'm Charlotta Fenia and this is deep
>>528156981What if I do three rising strikes in one combo and then go for a meaty after? Is that not brave?
>>528157843you have no BP, therefore you have no bravery, therefore you are a coward
>Safe jump a Metera
>Block their BC attempt knowing they all freak out to any type of pressure
Make it -6 at the very least please please let them get fucked over
>spend all day every day having brain turned to paste doing repetitive menial tasks and having the exact same 5 songs drilled into your skull while you do it learning to hate everyone around you
>the only possible way to escape it is to be a high energy wacky creative funny youtube funnyman every moment your soul isn't being worn away for the entertainment and pretend friendship of these exact same people
I wake up in the morning and my brain plays radio songs before I even start thinking
Post the most worthless specials in the game.
>>528157949Join the lobby
>>528157949Be the next Caseoh bro. He only streams for like 4 hours a day
>>528149772Yeah if you want to get groomed just ask, no need to leave the general
>>528158510i bet he's funny though
>>528158232yeah, thats the real answer
>>528158232wrong, it is cute.
>>528159178So is your penis but you can't do anything with that
>>528159208t. just got done smoking crack
>>528157209Sometimes you just need some breathing room. It's still easier to react to her arrows if you are far away. Metera still has normals and her jump-in mixups.
There is probably not even a concrete strategy behind this, they just felt the need to get away.
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I stole her bells and ribbons
She will never chingaling again
It is useless, not that it matters since she doesn't need to use it
>>528159568>OH NO, OH NO!!
Who do I play if I just want to downback all day.
>Department store: back room inventory worker
Mostly inhaled stagnant air and dust from the 70s, listened to the same track of songs that the store played in the back for some reason and scanned stuff from 4a to noon
>UPS delivery assistant gig
Rode along with UPS drivers to deliver packages which was okay, most of them told me to avoid becoming a driver myself and get out while I can
>hospital orderly
Money was good but I started hating people more and more and you'd think it would be the patients but it was the nurses that are really self centered and conceited
>Today: remote worker doing light coding, fixing errors and mostly scripts for batch jobs
i use a mouse jiggler to keep me from going idle when i wanna close my eyes on the couch
>>528141102I'm going to penetrate her butthole 9 times
what are you supposed to do when 2B uses 214M?
>>528160278>Today: remote worker doing light coding, fixing errors and mostly scripts for batch jobsNow share with us which language you learned to get that job.
>>528160278Don't share anything
I dont care
>>528160278nobody asked, code monkey.
>>528160278You are great!
>>528151749i like Avenged Sevenfold
>>528160278when did you the coding job? may as well use my compsci degree as toilet paper, no one is hiring and just wants cheap outsourced workers on top of the llm hype ruining things, or at least that's what I heard. should've gotten a job several years ago when it was easy, but I'm fucking retarded
To whoever posted the pic of Nier presenting her dirty underwear in a previous thread, I was grossed out at first but still did it to the picture. Thanks
>>528160278>the nurses that are really self centered and conceitedThat often seems to be the case
>>528161492niia dirty panties indoctrination
>>528161041>>528161479a semi proprietary language known as COBOL, the job trained me on it so some places will train you from scratch i suppose
probably other jobs wont like me for knowing something uncommon so avoid if you can
Any EU masters wanna play?
>>528162083>the job trained me on itGod tier luck, holy shit.
>>528162397if im a master at heart does it count?
>>528160278>>528161639>nursesGranblue Fantasy I have been working in healthcare for over 6 years now and I fucking hate nurses. I hate them so fucking much. Hospitals are basically adult daycare for these women that rode the cock carousel through school just to bitch, moan, and complain about every little thing that they have to do. They are all self centered assholes that get off on powertripping over their patients. Most of the time they can't even do anything on their own without doctors orders or supervision. FUCK. Versus On Topic Rising
>>528162587Sure, but I'm not sure if it'll be fun for you.
>>528162514The majority of jobs doing IBM mainframe work would expect you to have 10+ years of prior experience, but for the few that wouldn't, I'm sure they would all offer to train you on the job. COBOL isn't the sort of thing that people just pick up on their own unless they're exposed to it in a professional environment.
>>528162905Did they train you remotely or in-person?
>>528162643Yeah they hate taking more orders from doctors for genuinely sick patients when they wanna sit as much as possible. I feel like I've seen a lot of arguments between nurses and doctors during my time.
>>528162643That's pretty much what I've heard about Nurses and it steers me away from wanting to pursue it despite the good pay. The people there seem to be the "mean girls" from high school and derive pleasure from their position of power.
Have you met EMTs while working in healthcare? I was potentially interested in trying it but if the people there are also dogshit then I won't bother. Are there any places in healthcare where the coworkers are not sociopaths? Asking because I have literally 0 idea what I want to do with my life
granblue rising remove BC hard knockdown
>even my complainting is uninteresting and everyone immediately fixates on the very next person's post instead
>>528162757Pose it as Djeeta punching her stomach
>>528162397>>528162587Does it count if I got to master post patch and my skill is really S+ level?
>>528164270that's every master regardless of patch
>>528163379The only good nurses I have met are the ones in highly highly specialized fields where they actually give a shit about their job and do intensive medicine on a regular basis. But those are very rare.
>>528163561Fucking hate nurses. They form their own social cliques as well and it is just a fucking nuisance. Literally highschool drama with 30+ y/o women every day. The pay is really really good and you can work almost anywhere cross country / continent / world as a nurse so there is that.
>EMTsI was a paramedic for a few years, it was a mixed bag. Some of the people I worked with were great and I forged lifelong friendships due to the nature of the job. Other people, mostly women, are similar to nurses but being out of the hospital makes them more manageable. I really fell in love with prehospital medicine but the reality of the job is that 95% of the calls you get are going to be things you wonder why they even called you in the first place. The other 5% are really interesting and fun ones but you have to be careful because PTSD can sneak up on you real quick.
Speaking from experience, most paramedics / EMTs have some flavour of autism with sprinkles of type A/B personalities so be prepared for that.
Granblue maybe a nurse costume for a character could be cute Fantasy Versus being an adult fucking sucks Rising
>>528163561I hear with EMTs is either you're chilling on good days or absolutely get slammed for consecutive days. Then you gotta have the stomach to see horrible car/motorcycle accidents of people split in two
>>528162397>no one in lobbystill there?
>>528165026Yeah, I just joined
>>528163861jiita doesn't have punching move
>>528166096rat was built for ryona
how about being mice instead
What time do people normally bruise? I need that 5 bruise stage weekly.
Zeta but with larger breasts
Lurker here, just got S rank with Cag. A lot of your suggestions and video recommendations plus guides have helped a massive amount. This is the first fighter where Iv actually tried to get good at.
Plus I find your rants and banter hilarious, cheers Anons.
Best girl is of course Cag, obviously.
>>528164847Paramedic/EMT environment doesn't seem too bad overall then since every workplace will have at least some awful people.
Didn't know about prehospital medicine but glad you find it fulfilling. Even 5% of the work being really interesting sounds quite good
>PTSD can sneak up on you real quickThat really sucks. If you don't me asking how did you deal with that?
Thanks for the detailed response
>>528166096bro... I meant the first pose
you just need to move rat around, that djeeta already looks like she's punching someone's tummy
another gene haver to remind me i'll never be good...
>>528166941good job caggot
>>528166941glad you're having fun cogbro
>>528166941cheers cagbro. keep up the grind
cag is indeed best girl
If you turn off partners you don't have a soul.
>>528166402A good time is an hour before or after we get new dailies. Playing on NA servers (in case, you are, for instance, playing in the EU region). So in roughly two hours.
Japan and oceanic regions might have their own preferred times.
Good customization or "original" customization?
theres an anon in the lobby looking for matches
>>528166941No... don't do it to me... you're gonna hang around in the lobby, befriend everyone then abandon us after you reach master won't you... I can't take it anymore, not again...
>>528167789I'm NA, I think yesterday I was queueing around reset time and didn't get any pops. Maybe RIGHT before the weeklies reset would be a good time
>>528166941>another insufferable caggotwelcome, bro.
>>528167876Never for you broseph, gonna be here for the long run.
>>528167595Im an ultra noob, whats the crew called and how do I join?
Im an Oceanic monkey so if you guys do fight me bare with my ping.
ummm.... I don't want more Cag players. Maybe he can stay a lurker. That would be cool
>>>oceanic
>>528168126You should at least be able to fight Stinky with a decent connection
>>528166941Another anon falls to AGP.
You can still stop before the thoughts about dressing up in frilly outfits and daydreaming about stroken off anons in the lobby become usual.
>>528168126the crew's called /gbvsg/
just punch that in exactly and you'll find it. I think the danchou needs to accept you but that won't take long
I dont understand why I'm so bad
I'm just completely outclassed at absolutely everything
>>528168126>Im an Oceanic monkeysuddenly kangaroo posting gets a whole new layer.
the crew is /gbvsg/, to get in you need to either add a large badge to your Anre profile or join the lobby now so I can see your name and then you can apply or I can invite you directly
>>528166563Doesn't she has the biggest bust size out of all the human women besides from Magisa?
I think some anons are not coming back, I've not seen them in the lobby for weeks now
>>528168208>>528168282>>528168373Why is it so hard to be mice for you guys...
>>528166956I enjoyed the environment, most of the time it is only you and your partner with zero oversight so you really learn how to improvise and adapt to a variety of situations where you must do multiple jobs at once.
Some people who are very social (not me) enjoy talking with the variety of patients, mostly geriatrics who are the bulk of your patient interactions. Sometimes you'll find people with really interesting lives that you get to ask them all about. Sometimes you meet fellow shitposters and gamers. I've called a patient nigger faggot to their face before and gotten great laughs without being reported. It also really helped me practice social interactions so I don't COMPLETELY dread going outside, or at least I can appear calm now regardless of what is going on.
>PTSDI've seen my fair share of people LiveLeak'd IRL, turned to paste from car crashes, suicides, shootings, people melted into their couches, having to give death reports to families when their relatives die while I'm working on them etc...
Presently, I don't deal with it. Sorta just bottle it up and wait for it to pop. A lot of people have to do therapy which usually has the cost covered by whoever you work for.I grew up on this website and the early days of the internet watching videos of people dying for entertainment. I don't think I am entirely sane, which also helps.
Why are you guys so racist and rude
>OceanicStraya no1.
>>528168282>oceanic;)
>>528168487;)
Cheers mate, just applied to join.
>>528168526Monika is a human with Draph proportions
>>528167985Don't know what to tell you, got one round of bruise going yesterday, around this time in two hours.
Needed to wait for a five or ten minutes, maybe.
>>528168746I'll try that then thank you
>>528168557>I think some anons are not coming back, I've not seen them in the lobby for weeks nowThat will be me one day, there's only so much abuse I can continue to take
>>528168598I thought so too but i can't find any proof of that.
Besides Bea seems like the type who would have a bigger ass anyway.
>>528168680I mean, yea i can see that but it might just be because she's short her breast seems bigger.
Doesn't anyone have a bust size chart?
>>528168320>dressing up as my waifuNah mate, Ima fight as my waifu and when Musk finally gets off his arse gonna go the whole mile so those crazy japs/Sing sings make her into a gynoid then smuggle her past the cape of Carpenteria and illegally get her past the ocean border.
CAG BANZAI!
why can't you take a joke, chrissy?
>>528168649>either add a large badge to your Anre profile You forgot about this part, dumb caggot.
You're in, welcome
>>528168680isn't she flat?
>>528168649>>528169073now you must shitpost in the guestbook
You guys should use the guestbook more
>>528168526and yet she's still a chestlet
>>528169356Aussie shitposting or regular shitposting?
>you have been removed from the match queue for inactivity
NIGGA ITS A QUEUE
>>528169007I must have mistaken Monika for someone else.
Either way, Cupitan.
Granblue is a titcow game, Zeta has 'moderarely' sized breasts. They'd never let a girl like that be the titcow, even if she's not a Draph
>>528169621>lines up in a queue at McD>doesn't order anything when it's his turn
>>528169467She mogs most of the Erune girls tho?
>>528169629Zeta has "anime lead girl" proportions and it fits her perfectly.
And i say this as someone who finds those kinds of bodytype fairly boring these days.
>>528170136medium is premium though
>>528168126>im an Oceanic monkey huh
we've had two oce anons long time ago, they met to have gay sex and we never heard from them again
we have a bunch of europoors who complain about how Europeans are too busy eating snails and fucking kids to play fighting games in their meme continent, I can only imagine what OCE is like. More recently we had one oce anon who wanted to get the game but wasn't sure about playerbase, I guess he didn't stick around
either way welcome and good luck, abo friend
I think Zeta is cute.
I refuse to comment on the other character.
>>528170284>we have a bunch of europoors who complain about how Europeans are too busy eating snails and fucking kids to play fighting games in their memeI wsh I was fucking kids.............
We love Zeta and her medium breasts.
What if I played Siegfried
>>528092370I like this Zeta
>>528170136Delusion and off model art
>>528168594Stuff like adapting on the fly and seeing different kinds of people does sound interesting
>I've called a patient nigger faggot to their face before and gotten great laughs without being reportedkek
Also, it's cool to see that introverted people can get a lot from the experience. Social interactions are also something I struggle with
Some of that stuff you had to see sounds brutal. But yeah growing up on early internet probably did prepare you for some of it.
>I don't think I am entirely sane, which also helpsNobody on this site is sane
Thank you again
Breasts are great and all but can we take a moment to appreciate thighs? Truly the gateway to goodness.
I dont get how Im supposed to actually be mentally prepared to convert off one of my attacks actually hitting and go for a combo without an announcer yelling COUNTER
>>528170583We are going to hunt you down.
>>528170872you need The Gene
>>528170910>posts official art>instantly stops """"mogging"""" the draphyep
>>528170871There are better girls for a thigh-focus.
Who do I main if I have a small penis?
>>528170872the opponent turns red
>>528170871I like breasts and thighs and armpits and bellies and napes and backs and faces and collarbones and
>>528170872There is a voice file for the announcer saying COUNTER but I have never heard it
>>528169193Maybe other versions of her, the Granblue one is busty.
>>528170284>gay sexYer i only get into the gimp suit for the fist marathon at the Beat (Queensland gay club in Brisbane) I try to keep a low profile but the locals just keep hitting me up asking if Im going to make a come back since they gave me the nick name "Fastest Fist in the North"
Totally not gay though, topping aint gay right?
>oce nigger not sure about the gameSounds like some melbourne poofta, dont count them as human to be honest.
Now Im S rank im going to go from A1 to S5 over and over arent I?
>>528170910Do those proportions look the same to you as in that other pic
>>528171058Not that guy but the post with the picture that made you sperg out about "m-muh off model..." said she mogged Erunes you goon.
>>528171212>ArmpitsI too am fond of Ferry
>>528171137I know but the current discussion is about Zeta, and I like her thighs. Please provide some examples with pictures immediately
post high quality Granblue backs
>>528171425they gave galleon berry nice armpits
>>528171380She has a way fatter ass in the fan art but the tits do look about the same, yes.
>>528171058Anon i can't end words with the proper possessive values to save my life today and even i have to ask if you got any reading comprehension.
>>528171380Yes?
>>528171381nigga you have 0 concept of what sperging out looks like.
>>528171450Ok, I'll start
>>528171425>I know but the current discussion is about Zeta, and I like her thighs. Please provide some examples with pictures immediatelyOkay, that is respectable.
I always like the ZR of her bomber outfit.
>>528171617And you can't read.
>>528171573Sorry anon, my brain crossed over a statement as moronic and pointless as saying she has bigger tits than an entire race of b cups and tried to replace it with something that actually made sense. Honest mistake.
What compels someone to run through the snow barefoot?
>>528171691Wow that skin has great Zettai Ryouiki
>>528171747Minus 5.5 on both and i'm still less blind than you.
>>528171859I accept you conceding.
>>528171953That shade of brown is really ugly, the color of her eyes is shit and what the fuck is up with those long ass spats
Okay but who has the best ass in the game?
It has to either be Metera or Vicky right?
>>528172404Anon, you can't just say someone's skin color is ugly...
>>528172141>>528172013 the same level of blindness as that one virafag who posts fanart here sometimes
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>>528172434>Or vickyNo surprise the pedo would like Metera's flat bony piercing weapon
>>528171953I like going through the snow barefoot
>>528172434Cheating by naming a guest character but whatever.
>>528172434Cag
Loli ass beats all.
Whenever I look at Versusia i'm always surprised by how flat both her assets are.
>>528172404>>528171953is that a tumblr vikky mode
>>528168680Who?
Enough of your imaginary characters. Next you'll tell me Eugen's daughter actually exists
>>528172434The real answer may not be an obvious one
>>528172595Djeets wins in the hips department free.
Her idle stance drives me crazy.
Godly waste waste game for her age.
>>528173185There really is no comparison. I think her SBA flash is super cute
>>528173043she has no ass nor tits
her biggest positive is her tail
Are you still here Unobro? It's the Djeeta from earlier.
Do I have to respect his f.H? It seems like I can avoid it with a backdash or M DP on reaction at the very best. Preemptive pokes or jumps seem risky. Maybe letting him waste his cooldown on block might not be a bad idea, but he'll be plus. Not sure of Uno's options once he's in your face.
>94 F and humid
>live with an old fart that doesn't like AC, and removed the thermostat because I touched it
I can't grub like this
>>528173895>live with an old fart that doesn't like AC, and removed the thermostat because I touched itERM WHY ISNT IT 77 DEGREES IN HERE?
I'm tired of the abuse and suffering
>>528173641She's big so her assets are naturally bigger because of her size.
Besides, have you considered cyan pubes?
>>528173895That sounds like actual hell. Can't people die like that?
>>528173895>FloridaMaybe you shouldn't have touched his thermostat then
>>528174040they're either women (lizard people) who think indoor offices should be set to 85 in the summer or they are elderly men with neuropathy and skin damage and don't know any better so they sit outside all day smoking/drinking while on painkillers.
granblue fantasy air condition rising versus
>>528173895I'll trade you, I live with an old lich who needs the ac cranked to maximum while I'm trying to let my indoor plants grow
>>528168526not even close
>>528172858I'm actually glad Rising is pretending this guy doesn't exist, even if that means missing out on his daughters.
>>528174027she has no pubes
God i love being straight bros.
>>528174124I might learn to play her solely because of how attractive she is. I would use her SBA every opportunity I get even if it isn't optimal just to see this cute pose.
>>528174412subjecting people to ougi time/math class is always optimal
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>>528174412She's got a bum too.
pic rel made me drop Gran for her.
Queue for bruise, I beg you
GGs Charlottanon. I feel like every time I play against one I find new reasons to dislike her.
>>528174606>a bumI dont need to hear what br*tish "people" lust after, thanks
>>528174606She really is just super cute
>>528174369How do you know you won't like being gay if you never tried it?
Start talking about how attractive Charlotta is, Adaimasu.
>>528174880I dislike this character.
>>528174369there are days i am legitimately grateful im not fucking gay
i beat my cock (penis) to the prettiest granblue fantasy versus rising girl
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>>528174638I'll queue the next 10 minutes to see if it pops for you.
>>528175009>>528175157>>528175158I told you to start being MICE adaimas!
>>528174656should have dashed before dp
>>528174656eheehe yeah should have DASHED
>>528174856If Vane's huge ass titties that honestly dwarfs most of the girls in the game doesn't do anything for me then i don't think anything will anon.
>>528171186Soriz, according to the rankings
>>528175743>he has vane's tits in his mindyep this guy is gay
>>528174656ggs
you're the second person who tells me this today
>>528176000>Look up GB smut>Have to filter out Vane first out of fear i'll flashbanged by him getting DP'd by monster cocks to get anywhereYep, he lives rent free in my mind.
Fujos are sick in the head btw.
just stood still peeing for like 30 seconds, ive no idea how all that fit into my tiny balls, time to grub
>>528175516But I said she was cute
>>528176301same, I hate that he's such a fag magnet
the pain of looking for art of any male grub character and being forced to see massive bara titties and shit
you can't throw bait with vane
>>528176771Just filter for safe pictures.
>>528176918somebody post the webm
>>528177068that is with the safe filter on
>>528176918Go ahead, bro. Press throw. Nothing bad will happen.
https://youtu.be/tuFVYa0YenE?si=vCPEAfAFDaCspe36&t=159
>>528177380i need fraux. i need fraux now.
>>528177862This game fucking sucks ngl
>>528178609Thanks for trying. I guess I'll queue again in an hour after the daily reset. I'm behind on this goypass and need the points pretty bad
>>528178747Did you try queuing on the nip servers? Those usually work better than NA.
>>528178608>Ratatouille Fantasy
S5 A1 S5 A1
Will I ever git gud?
Just raped by a Ferrry....
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>>528178747ive only got 18k bruisebucks and 116 days to get to 50k. its over.
>>528179059ferry issa hard for cag
>>528179059try raping Ferry back sheโs built for it
>>528179059your almonds will activate any day now or join the lobby to have them forcefully activated
>>528178608GOD I wish that was me on top of Katalina
>>528179064better hope Wilnass drops in under 116 days.
>>528178935issa 4am in japland
>>528178609>>528178747I can queue now or later to help, if you guys still in it
>>528179059i wish i was raped by a ferry....
>>528179064Just afk the matches? You still get like 400 points per afk. Either way you just have to play two matches per day and you'll get it no problem
>reach top of the lobby for funs
>find these three
wtf they're grooming him
>>528179807never leave the elemental square
Who are the 4 heroes of gbvsg
Lobby Gran my electricity went out mid match, its all dark, sorry.
Name a color combo that's better than white hair and red eyes, go on, you can't.
>>528180403You're right, I can't
Can someone post that webm of Vikala dodging/rolling through a bunch of Eustace attacks and then killing him with a throw?
>win my first set in master ranked
>get 24 crystals
>gm requires several thousand
Damn, the anons here are insane.
>>528180537Gururiiii~
Ataranai yooooo~
>>528180403>>528180518none of those have white hair and red eyes
>>528179451>>528179226My love is for Cag only, hence why its rape.
However I can understand, Ferry's ankles are quiet exquisite.
>>528179868Cag x 4
Gelleon just thigh presses my face and I get sexually assualted. THis demi god rapist is fueling my dreams...
:(
>>528180708You get 75 per match for beating a GM so you can get points really fast if you're decent.
>>528180403I literally can't.
Kokkoro is the cutest anime character ever created.
Her eyes are more like pink than red though.
>>528180831It was a fake pop.
>>528180842Does this count?
won vs mirri (we were both on subs but still)
>>528177661Nothing compared to Granblue.
>>528180934I see, that makes sense. Guess that works as a catch up mechanic if you start late into a season.
>>528177661Explain the lore of this.
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>meet a ferry GM in the casual queue
>>528181430You can cope all you want, but Granblue is literally fag central. Damn game launched with a troon.
>>528180403Black hair and green eyes, which is oddly rare in fiction considering neither element is particularly unusual on their own.
>>528181873CAG is a woman and i dont care what the localiser faggots say ladiva is a bloke.
Take your weak ass bait back to D5, and troll the browns.
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>>528181901Momfucker.......
>samu topping tournaments
is there any other character that allows you to beat players better than you like this?
>>528180403I wouldn't say better, but I really love blue eyes with black/brown hair. Unfortunately the only character in this game with that is a homoknight.
Anybody know of cute girls with alternative colours that have such a thing?
>>528181873>a troonyou mean two.
>>528181873Okay Brisket main.
>>528182176That's not my Rein...
>>528182787Welcome to the blender...
>>528182149Nice cope. Cag is a troon, Ladiva is a troon. Your sad headcanon because you can't stand that you like a game with trannies doesn't matter.
>>52818278766l more lil pup
>>528182787>S++5>S+1>S++5>S+1I want to get off Mr.Bones wild ride
Granblue has more fag characters. Strive had more fag players
pup
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>>528182787if you are new to the game you should stick to casual and lobby games. playing ranked will not make you better at the game and instead will only frustrate you.
>>528181553This was the character before Strive.
>>528173760Sorry for the late reply, anon, I'm still around.
Uno's f.H is the cornerstone of his neutral but its 21f startup and decent recovery makes it punishable when read. If you're around Uno f.H's max range you can try to backdash it, spotdodge it (this gets you a punish if you're early enough) or neutral jump and punish on landing. All of these have to be done preemptively but there's not a TON Uno can do to punish you for those; spotdodge is the riskiest because you're counterhit in its recovery state, meaning Uno gets a combo off 236H, but he'd get a non-conversion punish against backdash and can't really anti-air you from this range (236X and [2]8M are air-unblockable but have super tight timing and long enough startup that if he can't do it on reaction). Usually if you go for those the worst that'll happen is Uno waits a bit and then goes in after.
Closer than f.H's max range and you can try to stuff it or go for the aforementioned neutral jump. One of Uno's biggest weaknesses is the dead zone in his normals; his fastest medium is 10f and it's only clash level 2, so if you play around a range where he has to use it to contest you can go for counterhits, crushes and whiff punishes, and can even force him to either hold your offense or go for parry. [2]8L is -6 and [2]8M/H are -10, giving Djeeta a counterhit c.M/C.H punish respectively, so pressuring Uno and baiting the parry gets you high damage. I don't know Djeeta's pressure but if she has any 1f/2f frametraps that beats Uno's parries besides [2]8H/U.
>Maybe letting him waste his cooldown on block might not be a bad ideaThe thing about that is Uno's specials are great at building meter and applying chip, and once Uno has meter he can use 214U's plus frames to more effectively cycle his cooldowns. His pressure is genuinely busted. If you want to get Uno off you and make him waste a cooldown, 623H (the super active spin rekka) is counterhit for ages so you can BC it on reaction for a HKD.
>>528183080hey i made that post
>>528183117He's always been a weird homo. They just made him more androgynous in Strive.
>>528181553He used to be a boyfucker but now he's a fuckboy
>>528183259>more androgynous in StriveThey literally slapped Millia's hips on him and made him wear mascara.
Venom was the designated homo in GG and nobody gave a fuck because Venom was cool as fuck act like a sissy.
>>528183087>>528182928I LIVE FOR STRUGGLE!
I do actually enjoy ranked, its a unique type of suffering.
>>528183521and didn't act like a sissy*
T-bagging is okay if you play Lowain
>>528183521>>528183684He looked like a metalhead, and those dudes are all fags. Might as well go the whole way and make him a fuckboi.
>>528183175i liked it good job
No matter how many mosquitoes I kill there's always more that keep appearing out of nowhere and the spiders on my ceiling aren't doing their jobs and I hate waking up every 2 hours to drink water to go back to my drenched bed with the only thing keeping me alive is new swimsuit girls in gachas i hate summer i hate that i don't have air conditioning i hate everything
I am going to masturbate so much today I am straight up anxious
>a good set vs a good player streamer
>watch it back
>i hate characters that just do shit, my favorite type of character
sigh
>>528184878Of course there's one right the day after I got the 50k points thing and thiught that I could just play the fighting game.
>>528185050Whenever someone advertises their stream in their name or profile card, you should automatically think that they're the lowest of the low
>>528184163Welcome to the TROPICS MOTHERFUCKER.
Learn to invest in fly wire and bug spray!
>>528185050>>528185283I block all streamers for this reason
>>528184878Motherfucker, I'm in
>>528166941another fucking Cag, I swear this character was designed to make me mad.
good job on finding the game proper, welcome to the general proper, enjoy seething with the rest of us
>>528183117Wasn't Testament a hermaphrodite as a Gear in the lore, even before Strive? They/Themstament isn't nearly as offensive as Strive Bridget
>>528183173Thanks for the explanation. That's exactly what I needed. I'll see what I can do with that.
>>528166941JOIN THE LOBBY
>>528184163How lazy are the spiders in your area
I got 1 nigga hanging in the corner of my room and i'm pretty sure he already has more crystals than me despite only being 1 month old.
>>528179868One of them is GolshiTO
Thanks bros I got all my bruise stuff done. I'll afk queue in NA for the rest of you now.
>>528185909From what I remember from the lore is something like they used to be a man but now since they're a gear / machine / whatever they no longer have a gender. I don't really hate Test because at the end of the day they are essentially just a robot / android.
>>528185283He didn't advertise I just knew he was streaming. Should have known but I never can help myself
bros if I join the lobby can I make friends with a chill guy that will improve together with me, chat with me and sometimes could jerk off together to hot 2d girls? Or is that impossible?
>>528186741post your steam and in game name so I can block you.
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>>528185912we are bruising if anyone wants to join
the lobby is 2/4
>>528186741You just about described half the lobbytons.
Yes.
>>528185050blame yourself cag player. you know they wouldn't be saying that vs a kat or sandal
>>528186741gays not welcome
>>528186741bro thatโs gay
holy shit I had a melty because of one game and started punching myself and now I have some dark stain on my leg
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ggs grangawd
>>528186741>a typical yuel post
>>528186741societtes honkers are not this big
>>528184163Bwo... Just buy an old window unit, it's like 100 bucks on Facebook marketplace and it does a good job cooling a room
>>528186741Yes, just join the lobby and approach your nearest Nier avatar
>>528187342I'm Anonymous of course.
Joined crew like 2-3 months, and I'm mostly just lurking and joining bruise from time to time.
>>528187342don't do lurkers like that, it's rude
>>528188370based dragon fucker or guy who wants to be the dragon
>>528187164my kingdom for more grandjeeta
>>528188370im keeping my eye on you....
Joining in ~10 minutes, wait for me
Despite joining the lobby for months no one has ever called me based....
>>528187164>>528188556They look like an item.
>>528188980which anon are you so i can call you a fibber
>grabs you by the throat
Problem?????? green cabs are awesome
>>528189350I'm joining to sniff their napes and leave
>>528184163insects are the proof god doesn't exist
>>528186741Disgusting wh*te trash. Kys.
bruisetrannies please come to the lobby
Okay, any bruise room up?
We bruisin'?
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>3/4
>>528188990SOMEBODY POST THE LOBBY GUIDE
>>528190847should have been here for launch, this was everyone and it was hilarious
>>528190847I'm actually surprised they didn't make it impossible to demote from S5 with this patch.
>>528190847Unironically join the Lobby. After a week of grooming, you'll breeze through S and S+.
So anyway, Charlotta lost
>>528190847join the lobby
play with these guys
>>528189350pick left if you want to feel good about yourself
pick right if you are gay
Autistic grind to S5 then Ill feel worthy enoug to join the lobyy
>>528190731Join the bruise lobby.
Jobberwubblies
>>528192549kek
>>528190847>>528191609Can confirm.
I was an unhatched egg before joining the lobbies.
After getting dragged into the AGP vortex by 2 Niers and 5 Charlottas for a month i can now proudly present as my true master rank self!
>>528192223Nah, S5 is a great point to join the lobby. You've played enough to learn some of the basics. Now is the time where you pick up your pen & paper and start learning from people that are better than you. Don't worry about winning right now.
kill the caggot
shoot the caggot
*ak sounds*
>he failed the one heart challenge
>>528193704meet me n jap lobby bruh and ills show you the meaning of love
I almost choked that one away...
just felt like jumping to the abyss to my death at the highest speed
Merp quit Rising to play Shadowverseโฆ
>>528194268Slit your throat, Merp
>>528194453merp is our girl
>>528194453sic 'em, Merpies.
Say something nice about your heroes for today
Are you still bruising?
I could go for a bruise.
>>528195261full but join the queue
>i start seeing shadows or objects moving in the corners of my eyes
>move my head and scan the area
>nothing there
uh oh, character for this?
>>528195524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bePCRKGUwAY
hehheeheheheheheh
good fun
>>528192223>Anime Girl by thebestanimeartistt
>>528195873i want to shove a albacore up her vagina
NIERBRO I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD ENJOY LADIVA
>>528196127ni.ggernigg.erniggern.iggerni.ggerni.gge.r
last one for me bruisegawds (580)
I'm sorry golden fishfriend, but I have tears in my eyes. That was some silly shit.
GGs.
>>528197032I choose Rosey
https://gbf.wiki/Rosetta#Rosey
>>528197185shut the fuck up vasanon
been a while
thanks for joining
thanks for the bruise, bros
im gonna go masturbate to pig now
this reminds me to get some avatars for the hard story mode battles
man i wish that was still a thing with multiplayer, imagine the fun with bros from here if that shit would have been expanded further instead of getting cut in rising
What rank do I need to be to show up on lobbies
>Green C anon vs Green C anon
aw hell yeah! catfight
>>528198427we need to get ourselves an arab oil prince to fund all the potential grub has
>>528170583You'll quit using him because you're gonna realize he's pointless and other sword shotos are better than him now but we're not supposed to say that because everyone still think he's in is pre-nerf state for some weird reason even though it's been like a whole year of him being nerfed by now
>>528199148I already played him a bunch today. He's still good. Higher hp + dp + chip game is a good combo.
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ggs ratgawd
ggs caggawd i hope you have a good ping to the other anon
>>528199163Baking in 300 seconds, what characters do you guys want in the OP?
A divine general?
Djeets?
>>528199163special week is fat
>>528198817Feel free to start at any time, but it wouldn't hurt to learn the basics and climb to A or S first. Learn basic down back blocking, learn a bread 'n butter combo, and learn your best anti-air move. Learn those and you'll easily reach S5.
>>528199936djeeta fat butt