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Oklahoma panhandle here. I saw them Balenciaga Trail Sneakers in neon camo on my cousin's Instagram, so I figured why not treat myself? They looked like what a future soldier in a civil war might wear to a rave.
Ordered direct from Italy. Tariff notice: $312 in “luxury footwear import duties.”
I stared at that number like it shot my dog. Called the customs office and they said it was from Trump’s trade war with the EU—the one I supported while yellin’ about “ownin’ Brussels.”
Now I wear Crocs to the Dollar General and whisper “never again” into the produce cooler.
