>tiny bit of blood
that's the last of OP's brain cells abandoning ship

>walk into gun show
>"yep, those are guns"
>no other feelings
>prices are worse than online stores
why do people go to these things again

I'm a little bummed the turbosperg duel is already over. I just got my pizza out of the oven and settled down on the couch for some cringekino. Oh well, more will come along soon enough.

>>534980225
True, you better pick a deal. I picked "give me great stamina" the catch was I had to fuck her nonstop for 3-days.

>>512723243
Lads, I've got to keep a diary of what I do on a day-to-day basis for my mental health therapist.
What do I put down to explain when I'm shitposting? I don't want to get referred to Prevent.

>>58025385
>you just know

>>530399789
He splits into 3 dogs. Each of those dogs splits into 3 more dogs.