>>537888112
>>537888264
i hecking love rushing gens

>>719777158
>the year is 2030
>booting up my favorite game, DBD
>they did a crossover with Spooky Scrimblo, my favorite mascot horror game
>it's the 56th dash killer they've added but this one is unique because he goes "it's scrimblo time" before dashing
>find a game in 5 seconds (no one plays killer anymore)
>survivors used a mori offering (they may kill me instead of escaping the trial after all gens are done)
>dang, gonna be a hard game
>have to wait one minute before playing (survivors get a headstart for balance)
>finally in control of my killer, there are still 2 gens remaining so I'm pretty lucky
>get caught in 5 traps while waddling through the map (they made trapper a survivor)
>finally find someone, I manage to hit them once
>big tooltip appears in the middle of my screen
>[WARNING: Anti-tunneling mechanic will be triggered if you hit this survivor a second time. Before taking them down, make sure every other survivor has been injured once.]
>while reading that message I get kicked in the balls by another survivor (it's a new perk they've added this patch)
>I get -20% haste for the rest of the game, dang
>the survivor I've hit gets +200% gen repair speed for balance
>the two remaining gens are done before I can hit anyone else
>A Steve tosses a pallet at me before killing me, permanently disabling this killer for me (I have to buy them again if I want to play as them)
>at least I got 5 billion BPs out of this

>run bardic, dejavu, prove thyself, corrective action
>my duo runs 1234, dejavu, built to last/stakeout, hyperfocus
>complete gens before the killer loads in
Given it gonna work in like 4 out of 10 matches but it's gonna be funny when it happens anyway.

>>529922354
[Dwight scream]