>>214260180
Because our lives are objectively worse than the previous 3 generations'.
Doesn't really matter that we're still off great compared to people 'in history'.

>>513800104
>Your honor, if you would be so kind to peruse the text bubble hovering above the young lady's scrumptous belly:
>'Refi is an adult now'
>Well, it speaks for itself, doesn't it?
>Now take a look at this one wearing fishnet stockings and a black cape. Clearly a child? Not so your honor, this is an evil creature of the night, a Vampir, in fact many times the age of my client.
>Next, this chubby one with the colorful hairdo. Ostensibly the youngest of the bunch, hardly even a teen. But hold on, let's zoom in on the picture. What is this, pupils shaped like clovers? Indeed this one is not and never was human, which of course means it can not be a child. What you see before you is a mythical godess who just so happens to be of short stature.
>I could go through another folder, but you get my point.
>It seems, your honor, that the Dublin prosecutors are uncharacteristically lacking in the intellectual prowess the people of Ireland are so well known for.
>Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, your honor, let's all put this embarrassing episode behind us and enjoy a pint of Guinness at the pub.

>>513697358
>Your honor, if you would be so kind to peruse the text bubble hovering above the young lady's scrumptous belly:
>'Refi is an adult now'
>Well, it speaks for itself, doesn't it?
>Now take a look at this one wearing fishnet stockings and a black cape. Clearly a child? Not so your honor, this is an evil creature of the night, a Vampir, in fact many times the age of my client.
>Next, this chubby one with the colorful hairdo. Clearly the youngest of the bunch, hardly even a teen. But hold on, let's zoom in on the picture. What is this, pupils shaped like clovers? Indeed this one is not and never was human, which of course means it can not be a child. What you see before you is indeed a mythical godess who just so happens to be of short stature.
>I could go through another folder, but you get my point.
>It seems, your honor, that the Dublin prosecutors are uncharacteristically lacking in the intellectual prowess the people of Ireland are so well known for around the glode.
>Ladies and Gentlemen, let's put this embarrassing episode behind us and all enjoy a pint of Guinness at the pub.

>Your honor, my client would never hurt a child, in fact, he LOVES children and would never consider harming one!
>Is that so? Then how was he caught with such an enormous amount of Child Abuse Material he's even suspected to be a distributor and producer?
>Uhh he says he won't do it again.
>Alright, I'll let you go with a 1500$ fine this time.
>At least it wasn't weed, right?
>Oh yeah! That's literally worse than genocide!