In christianity, there is virtually no logical reason for some people to be worldly hedonists chasing after worldly wants and satisfying their worldly desires while a handful dedicate themselves fully to God and self-abnegation other than "But God told Noah to have sex therefore I can fuck my sexy wife and play in the world!"
Also, tge world would be prettier as a smoking pile of rubble and my face upon seeing it would look something like this.
