I loved him and he took my best years and ruined my life

Counterpicked by malphite in the first game because the whole world is against me and every bronze noob has a ptsd ingrained yasuo counter despite sylas and a billiojpom other hitlerpicks existing: check

Jungler never ganking me: check

Jungler starting objectives randomly and getting me killed tyring to help because no good deed goes unpu8nished when satan rules over this rapeplanet: oh my science, it's freaking checked