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I like how all of this is completely correct and makes people who love noncanon side material flip their shit.
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Archie is dead. Sonic was never just a normal teenager. Egghitler is not a thing. You need to either move on or accept that you fell in love with a misinterpretation of the real thing, one that's never coming back no matter how many times you bitch or screech.
The biggest problem with Westie-obsessed fans is they can't accept that Archie/SatAM was never actually Sonic to begin with. They latched onto bastardized interpretations and now they throw tantrums like this when the actual franchise doesn't cater to them.

Imagine being an absolute knuckledragging retard who spends every waking moment of his miserable existence shitting on people who actually give a damn about Sonic while simultaneously larping as a "Sonic fan". The sheer audacity of these mouth-breathing smoothbrains is genuinely astounding. Yeah, being autistically obsessed with blue hedgehog lore isn't exactly the most productive way to spend your life, I'll give you that. But at least when someone's genuinely passionate about Sonic, they're FEELING something. At least they're engaging with the material on some level that goes beyond surface-level contrarian bullshit. But there are some absolute wastes of oxygen ITT who will sit there for hours crafting elaborate screeds and thread-derailing shitposts about how people are wrong for caring about Sonic all while expecting SEGA to cater specifically to their refined tastes that apparently extend to...what exactly? Sitting in threads complaining about shit they claim not to care about? Fapping to porn? The cognitive dissonance is fucking staggering. Some "people" here spend more time bitching about namefags than actual fans spend enjoying it. They know more about fanbase drama than they do about the actual games. They'll memorize every controversy, every autistic argument that's ever happened in these threads, but ask them about the franchise they'll give you some half-baked response they copied from a YouTube video. And the worst part is that they genuinely believe they're intellectually superior for this. They think this makes them more sophisticated than anyone who dares to find enjoyment in things. Imagine being so spiritually bankrupt that you build your entire identity around being the guy who shows up to ruin discussion by redirecting the conversation to meta namefag drama while contributing absolutely nothing of value yourself. At least the unironic Sonicautists are honest about what they are instead of hiding behind 10 layers of ironic detachment.