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The year is 9084... /bag/ threads last 823 years each, you can see your ancestors messages above... My great grandfather said he didn't like the Seia (New Years) XVI alt 120 years ago, I replied and called him a raging faggot, though he will never read it (RIP tasteless faggot).
Suzumi has gotten 1 alt.
The monkey has uploaded his consciousness to botnet and is still seething about Mika. the bot spend Neo-Christmas alone again.
A tourist appears every once screaming about stealth marketing, complains about Yostar sending time travelers to draw in the past or something. Yostar has sold enough merch that we can now live our lives solely out it, as I currently write from my Hina keyboard while sipping Juri milk.
Affection cap has been raised to 1000, nobody has achieved it yet. All accounts are passed on from parent to son so affection targets change generation by generation resulting in a massive spread, affection check is all over the place. We ran out of images 375 posts into the thread, zoos posts are scarce though. Fed posts are still here but the litterbox links expire before anyone even bothers to check.
My ancestor got the last image though, and I'm fairly certain my lineage has like 158 tiny seias at this point. Pretty based. There are students birthdays in every single date so the OP image contains every student that exists and will exist, but because of compression (4MB limit) you can't tell shit.
I have never heard a "suandpost" or whatever the fuck it was my dad spoke of (I was busy >page 11278ing, though I had to catbox a doomfox image).
The amount of bakers somehow has increased every thread, experts say the next time the bump limit is reached the sheer amount of breads created at once will instantly send the current thread off the page limit, making linking it impossible (total /bag/ EoS).
But in the end, I enjoyed my stay.