>>719771209
>The Boss: Opens up about her entire political and philosophical views while she unzips her suit to reveal her scars as a symbol of her suffering
>Me: Try to listen to her out of respect.
>My brain: "Mommy milkers. Cute milf. Domm mommy gf. Sugarmommy. Breedable. But she's sterile. Even better. Tomboy waifu. Sex. Close Quarters Courtship."
What the fuck is wrong with me? I just want to play the game in peace.

>>719765780
>she'd milk you dry and toss you off a bridge
I don't know why this made me so hard.