>>512727566 >Did ANY of you faggots change your underwear for the day?
I've read Elons book the other day where they talked how he'd sleep in the office not showering for days or weeks
>>509227137 >have job >at break time all the coworkers sit down together and eat >I go on the shitter and take a shit >a few days later, manager wants to talk to me >"why do you always leave at break time? you don't see how that's really strange? or is there something you haven't told us?" >went one time and I sit with them during break and eat together >get asked mundane shit about my life >rip the hardest I can as an answer and shid my pants >coworkers evacuate the room 9/11 style even trough window/balcony (break room is groundfloor) >next month we have a company outing trip planned >they ask me kindly to stay at company to "hold the fort, bud" >can't fire me or I can sue them to shit
>>22886308 >have job >at break time all the coworkers sit down together and eat >I go on the shitter and take a shit >a few days later, manager wants to talk to me >"why do you always leave at break time? you don't see how that's really strange? or is there something you haven't told us?" >went one time and I sit with them during break and eat together >get asked mundane shit about my life >rip the hardest I can as an answer and shid my pants >coworkers evacuate the room 9/11 style even trough window/balcony (break room is groundfloor) >next month we have a company outing trip planned >they ask me kindly to stay at company to "hold the fort, bud" >can't fire me or I can sue them to shit