>>531374878 >be me >Blazefag on /sthg/ >time to spread the good word of the only based sonic ship >if you didn't think Sonaze you're an Indian piss child >except the entire fandom is a fuckwreck
>mfw sonaze fans doxxed a silvaze artist off twitter because "cuckhold silverchud can't handle real chemistry" >mfw 90% of the fanart is just sonic rawdogging blaze in increasingly OOC positions >blaze is a reserved dignified princess btw >mfw the remaining 10% is literal self-insert power fantasies or some degenerate selfcest shit like "werehog sonic x blaze but its actually sonic's fursona"
>open sonic wiki >"actually blaze was in love with sonic in 06" - citation fucking needed >check /sfm/ tag >50 pages of the same fucking bounce animation with different shaders >some anon in the thread is unironically arguing blaze should be underage in the art "for realism"
>try to have a look at fucking reddit of all places >"amy is a psychotic yandere" - 300 upvotes >"silver is a beta cuck" - OP is a 30yo fag >"sonic would NEVER settle down except with my blazewife ofc" least deranged redditnigger
>remember that time /co/ brigade spammed a blaze cosplayer's DMs with "MOMMY?" for 72 hours straight >remember the botnets inflating sonaze polls >remember the unironic 10k word manifestos on why sonic's "alpha energy" needs a tsundere cat
>tfw your OTP's fanbase is 50% coomers, 30% schizos, and 20% wiki vandals >still better than sonamy I guess >post hog
