>>106395622
Nobody gives a shit what you may have or have not seen. Just shut up and code. Mae sure you show up for the standup tomorrow.

>>510337332
Jeets are smart, let's make them CEOs and use them to fuck geeks. The geeks are too dumb to figure out what is going on. I just want to code, reee. Let me provide an honest feedback when asked, while jeets make shit up on the hiring committee and steal our salaries.

Also scrum is the best collaboration framework ..... for jeets

Jeets should not be allowed within 100 feet of computer keyboards.

>>510261069
>more protocol following
they can't even follow protocols, try getting anything done when you get a poo on the line when calling customer service, endless confirmation questions, they can not be left alone without supervision for more than five seconds at a time, their mind drifts away

that's why scrum was introduced, to keep jeets focuses while trying not to give everybody an ICK because of micromanagement. nobody likes it bot they also like to keep their jobs so it is better to suffer in silence the daily buttfucking sessions

>>510198756
corporate HR is not without the blame here

please come to US and work for pajeets

the level of desperation required from employees to participate in this nonsense prevents anybody with any options from participating

>>510133041
they just utilize the jewish tropes, corporate america was indoctrinated with, a little bit better:

fake till you make it
step out of your comfort zone
scrum

>>509620552
scrum, they were the only ones to see nothing wrong with it