Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:04:19 AM
No.936447884
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>Be me
>Working a summer job at a small business owned by my mother's friend
>Pretty cool dude, in his 70s so I do IT work for him and get paid extra
>Get a call from him on my day off
>"Anon, my Facebook's locked! Probably because I criticized the government, you know how (((they))) are haha, can you come check it out?"
>Sounds like easy money, fuck it
>"Sure"
>Get there and try to log in even though I'm ready to just make him new profiles and bail with my cash
>Your Facebook account was locked because your Instagram account violated our policies, you must submit an appeal
>"Instagram? Huh, I barely use it, I'm sure that's just a bullshit excuse (((they))) used"
>"Lol yeah" I say but I check his email
>Your Instagram was banned because it violated our nudity and sexual exploitation of children policies
>I don't say a thing, he barely uses it so maybe he got hacked or it is an excuse, I think to myself
>I check the email again and my appeal was rejected, both his profiles are gone and we'll have to make new ones
>"Wait, maybe it'll work if you log in from my phone?"
>He gives it to me and I open his Instagram app
>Immediately blasted by a picture of a prepubescent girl in a small bikini, then it logs out and rejects any further log-in attempts
>He doesn't see it, I still don't say a thing and pretend da jooz did it while I help him make new profiles
>Today's money feels like hush money
