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Hololive too corporate for you? Want to watch good vtubers while sticking it to the man? Want to watch a real indie?
We’ve reeled in 4.73 million five-dollar subs but if you act now, you can grab your Sameko Saba for the low, low price of absolutely FREE. That’s right smash that watch stream button for zero dollars, zero cents, zero excuses!
But wait, there’s more!
Order today and you’ll also receive:
The Hydration "Shark Juice" Squirt Redeemer: keep your streamer watered like a houseplant!
The Super Saba Shammy: wipes up spilled milkshake or cat-thrown coffee!
A bonus emote pack: :_wheeze:, :_HAHA:, and the legendary :_fish: for absolutely free!
And if you become a member for just $4.99, we’ll double your value! That’s right, double! You’ll get:
Members-only streams where the scuff is artisanal, small-batch, and ethically sourced.
One (1) guaranteed piss or foot joke per stream, with optional bibidibum reverb at no extra charge.
But we’re not done!
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You get all this: the emotes, the redeems, the chaos, starting at FREE. Ninety-nine. Free! But you’ve got to act now, the kaniki are standing by, chat is spamming F5, and the "SABA IS BACK" confetti cannon is dangerously over-pressurized!
