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Anonymous United States No.150361482
>>150355637
>Embiid

Why, does the gel also cure being a weakminded flopper and playoff choker who's 30 pounds overweight?
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Anonymous United States No.150134522
>>150132839
>>150132846
If he can literally never stay healthy in any season, ever, what's the fucking point in debating what he "could" have done? Because this is apparently all that could ever happen. If any prolonged period of high-intsensity basketball causes him to shatter into pieces there's no scenario where that problem never manifests.

If we're talking about a guy who has never even played 70 games in a season or played more than 2 playoff rounds and still wore down like a used car with 500,000 miles on it then how the fuck was he ever supposed to play 2 MORE rounds? If you can't survive 2 rounds then you can't survive 4.

Imagining a consistently healthy Embiid who can actually play entire seasons and then go on prolonged postseason runs is like imagining a buff Manute Bol or a 6'10 Muggsy Bogues. It's not thinking about how things could have realistically gone differently, it's conjuring a pure fantasy that has no basis whatsoever in reality and was never, ever, going to happen. The man is a 7 foot pussy, always was and always would be. There's no cure for that
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Anonymous United States No.149831898
>>149818488
In a weird way him being an overpaid, franchise-killing fraud MVP maybe had a silver lining to it because can you imagine being the poor schmuck who would have had to employ or work with Embiid in any sort of normal job? He would have been one of those useless faggots who hurt himself doing some routine thing and spent as much time as he could on workman's comp while everyone else picked up his slack.

I mean, seriously, how long would he last on a real job site? A month? A week? Five minutes? If a large vehicle came anywhere near him would he just fling himself to the ground instinctually and hope the foreman gave him a day off?
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Anonymous United States No.149603864
>>149602419
>they hated him because he spoke the truth