>>64374949
For decades people also had many lulz about Barbarossa being launched with about 40-50 days worth of supplies, shit gear, lack of fuel and just go full send into the Soviet Union because it'll be fine
>Even though they were told its a bit fucky and you know, maybe somewhere between 300-400 days of supplies might be more realistic.
>nah, fuck it
>go anyway!
Which is why you should never listen to a vegetarian corporal on meth for your strategic planning
Launch invasion into Ukraine
>Half the military runs out of fuel over its own border within about 100-150km, because sell it for vodka
>most of them run out of food in 3 days
>end up stuck on a highway eating dicks and missiles for a week
>VDV gets beat up by the border cops
Which is why you should never listen to a hypochondriac former KGB zigger with a napoleon complex
I think the takeaway from all this is, just don't start bum fights in eastern europe unless you want to be remembered as a hilarious failure
