>>536032203
>>536032014
>spoiler
>Metroid comparison
Hold up, since WHEN is Wario Land a Metroid-esque game??? I 100%d all games (except 3, which I didn't even beat) and NONE of them were even remotely close to the Metroid experience in any possible way. "Stretch" doesn't begin to describe this line of thought, what the hell is this??

>>535545898
If you want to double down on the asperger, here's a freebie: Mario isn't a king either.
Man, you spergies are annoying, can't have some playful jesting in this bitch...