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>be me
>depressed all the time
>taking a night walk, hopefully I find a cool place to kill myself
>weird woman appears
>she smirks at me
>then, i find myself in a mountain
>where the fuck am i?
>i try to walk around a little
>not even a minute, and i'm surrounded all sides by bitches with wolf ears and tails
>they look angry, and have swords
>oh shit
>maybe i can wriggle myself out of here if i play into their interests
>i get ready to speak
>“you like jazz?”
>everything just turns black
>what the fuck
>a few seconds pass, and i can see again
>im in a weird ship, with a titty redhead with a big ass scythe leading it
>there are a few dudes
>one speaks to me
>“Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the mountain, right? Walked right into that wolf tengu patrol, same as us... unlike that thief...”
>the thief in question is silently crying in pain
>all he says is "not my bunghole..."
>the dude tells me the kappa got him
>the fuck are kappa
>the fuck is wold tengu patrol
>where the fuck am i
>i wish i could kill myself right now