>>535885858
Pizzapants is Michael.

>>535804254
Anon… look at this dialogue Pizzapants says…
Toby is telling us that his real name is more important than you realize.
Because once you know it, the mystery is revealed.
And it changes everything about the story’s narrative.

>>535775471
My guess is for presentation and fame. Since Spamton was a [hochi mama] turned to a legitimate business”man” with this secret only revealed to Tenna (cause pipis). All under the influence of Friend (Pizzapants).
Since a joyful boy is far better for the advertising than a crying girl.
Keep in mind that Everyman is disguising himself too. As the employee of every company. And Everyman uses this strategy in chapter 4 to put on a dress and deliver Pizzarina’s Michael-face cookies to Bratty and Nice Cream.

So Eram hasn’t been using her true form for her entire career until she meets with Michael before he becomes FRIEND.

I honestly think Pizzapants X Asriel will be the superior fujo bait ship because of the pure insanity of the whole Mike/Pizzapants/FRIEND situation.