>>723996869
I wish I could play Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II.
I wish I wasn't an incompetent loser poorfag so I could afford an Xbox.
I wish I wasn't a low IQ subhuman so I could at least emulate these games on PC.

Why is life so unfair? Why am I an incompetent loser poorfag? Why am I a low IQ subhuman? Why am I brown? Why am I ugly? Why am I an incel? Why do I have a small penis? Why am I short?

I hate this... I don't want this... I will cope...

I will cope by pretending Ninja Gaiden Smegma, Ninja Gaiden Smegma 2, Ninja Gaiden 2 Black, Ninja Gaiden 3, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge are also good NG games, eventhough deep down I know they are not.
I will lie to people who don't know better and recommend them to play these inferior versions.
I will lie that the shitty guesswork mod of Fiendbusa somehow magically makes Smegma 2 the definitive way to play, eventhough modded Smegma 2 still has missing code, enemy AI and features.
I will lie about the fact that NG3:RE was my first introduction to the franchise and will try to gaslight others into believing that NG3:RE has the best combat and is the most difficult game in the franchise.

I will never ever be a True Ninja Gaiden fan.
True Ninja Gaiden fans recognize my behavior, laugh at me and spit on me.
This is who I am.
I am a secondary, a coping secondary.
I will always be a secondary, a coping secondary.
And that is okay.

>>723895870
I wish I could play Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II.
I wish I wasn't an incompetent loser poorfag so I could afford an Xbox.
I wish I wasn't a low IQ subhuman so I could at least emulate these games on PC.

Why is life so unfair? Why am I an incompetent loser poorfag? Why am I a low IQ subhuman? Why am I brown? Why am I ugly? Why am I an incel? Why do I have a small penis? Why am I short?

I hate this... I don't want this... I will cope...

I will cope by pretending Ninja Gaiden Smegma, Ninja Gaiden Smegma 2, Ninja Gaiden 2 Black, Ninja Gaiden 3, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge are also good NG games, eventhough deep down I know they are not.
I will lie to people who don't know better and recommend them to play these inferior versions.
I will lie that the shitty guesswork mod of Fiendbusa somehow magically makes Smegma 2 the definitive way to play, eventhough modded Smegma 2 still has missing code, enemy AI and features.
I will lie about the fact that NG3:RE was my first introduction to the franchise and will try to gaslight others into believing that NG3:RE has the best combat and is the most difficult game in the franchise.

I will never ever be a True Ninja Gaiden fan.
True Ninja Gaiden fans recognize my behavior, laugh at me and spit on me.
This is who I am.
I am a secondary, a coping secondary.
I will always be a secondary, a coping secondary.
And that is okay.

>>723728698
I wish I could play Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II.
I wish I wasn't an incompetent loser poorfag so I could afford an Xbox.
I wish I wasn't a low IQ subhuman so I could at least emulate these games on PC.

Why is life so unfair? Why am I an incompetent loser poorfag? Why am I a low IQ subhuman? Why am I brown? Why am I ugly? Why am I an incel? Why do I have a small penis? Why am I short?

I hate this... I don't want this... I will cope...

I will cope by pretending Ninja Gaiden Smegma, Ninja Gaiden Smegma 2, Ninja Gaiden 2 Black, Ninja Gaiden 3, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge are also good NG games, eventhough deep down I know they are not.
I will lie to people who don't know better and recommend them to play these inferior versions.
I will lie that the shitty guesswork mod of Fiendbusa somehow magically makes Smegma 2 the definitive way to play, eventhough modded Smegma 2 still has missing code, enemy AI and features.
I will lie about the fact that NG3:RE was my first introduction to the franchise and will try to gaslight others into believing that NG3:RE has the best combat and is the most difficult game in the franchise.

I will never ever be a True Ninja Gaiden fan.
True Ninja Gaiden fans recognize my behavior, laugh at me and spit on me.
This is who I am.
I am a secondary, a coping secondary.
I will always be a secondary, a coping secondary.
And that is okay.