Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:03:34 PM
No.212336882
>Opening Shot
>Crows fly across a barren battlefield with rolling fog
>A decrepit rotting tree is revealed
>Dead farmers and soldiers are hanging from it, swinging softly
>At the root of the tree by the trunk is a the corpse of a woman
>Between her legs is a wormy thing in a pool of blood, a cut umbilical cord
>There is a baby in the iron grip of her rigor mortis arms
>small puffs of condensing moisture in the cold late autumn air reveal it is still breathing
>*freeze frame*
>*record skip*
>"Yep, that's me. Funny how unfair life is, ain't it? I guess you could say death always followed me. I was born in it, molded by it... But enough Dark Knight references, let's get this show on the road!"
>*YEAHHHHHHHHHH dun dun DUN*
>*smashcuts of Guts slaying peasants*
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN- MAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>*beheading horses and stomping women to death*
>OuUHHH THE RED WHITE AND BLUUe
>*stealing potatoes, rice, and corn from children*
>AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS- HAAAAAIL TO THE CHIEF
>*Guts duels a knight, deflects his swoed and knees him in the codpiece and smashes his skull with his forehead*
>OHHH THEY POINT THE CANNON AT YOU LORD
>*Future cut fade out looking down the barrel of guts cannon arm as the fuse burns down*
>*KABOOM fades out....*
>*Cut to teenage bot screaming in a tent*
>*Young guts being raped by a big black man, screaming and reaching for a knife*
This is how America SHOULD adapt it
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:27:17 PM
No.212336105
mfw when I die and some unpaid janny stickies me
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:55 PM
No.509417221
The vaxx takes another one
