ITT: defend a low class or undesirable food

I don't care if it's seen as inauthentic or cheap, I love me a california roll. They're so insanely satisfying, the perfect little hit of carb and fat, creamy but not mushy, the avocado and mayo-imitation crab play together so well.

>low class or undesirable
>because a small handful of pedants don't think it's authentic enough
Kill yourself

>>21444983 (OP)
anyone who hates the california roll is retarded, it acts as a gateway roll for people that want to try sushi, and it's also just a good combination.

>>21444983 (OP)
For me, it's Kraft Dinner.

>>21444983 (OP)
>defend
i cannot, it is absolute irredeemable garbage

I don't like cold rice and soggy nori.

>>21444983 (OP)
white people tacos are better than the real things 90% of the time

>>21444983 (OP)
Hot dogs are good

>>21445351
I fully agree. Crunchy shells with shredded cheese any day over some "authentic" Mexican taco.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with processed American cheese and anyone who says it's bad is either a seething eurofag or a pickme brown American cocksucker pretending to be white

>>21445367
Flour > corn > hard shell

>>21445031
+1, I absolutely still fuck with Kraft Mac when I'm sick or exhausted
I dunno what it is, probably nostalgia because I absolutely hate stuff like Velveeta and even Kraft Singles but for whatever reason I still get a craving for old school Kraft Max & Cheese every now and then

>>21445382
I too hate any american cheese/processed cheddars, but the toxic-orange cheese powder is fucking delicious.

>>21445369

Pre-ground black pepper is fine.

>>21445396
Sure, if it's whole peppercorn and I'm making chicken adobo or something

>>21445369
people like this seethe over sneed oils but then have a hissy fit when you point out their precious cheese products they have nostalgia for is also slop.

>>21445369
>There is absolutely nothing wrong with processed American cheese
I know that's true, I acknowledge that, but I still hate it. It's one of the few areas where I guess I'm a picky eater. I'm American, I'm white, but people act like processed cheese is the only kind that melts and it drives me crazy. Give me cheddar or give me death

>>21445441
>cheddar
Fellow American here and I’m warning you man, Americans and cheddar is just as damaging as a stereotype as American cheese. We get clowned on by the rest of the world because we live in a place where most grocery stores only offer variations of cheddar, pepper jack, and maybe Swiss, and they have real cheeses. Not gonna tell you how to pick your preferences, just be aware that it’s laughable to say that.

>>21445367
You're not allowed to say this, but the best tacos are actually American. Authentic Mexican tacos aren't as good

>>21445367
>Old the Pass
why is their name?

>>21444983 (OP)

>>21445924
>The name is a reference to the city of El Paso, Texas, and the historical "Old" period when Texas was a part of Mexico.
If that one troubled you, just wait until you learn about the La Brea Tar Pits.

>>21445369
Be honest, it's pretty bad. Admittedly, bad cheese is still pretty good and I would probably eat it if I lived in a food desert, but why would anyone willingly eat mediocre cheese when there are superior choices?

>>21445369
American cheese has a very specific usage where it is not replaceable and any idiot that thinks they can try to substitute it ends up looking just as stupid as Gordon Ramsay did.

>>21444983 (OP)
Pizza and sushi alike were perfected in America.

>>21444983 (OP)
I will never stop loving fried bologna and mustard sandwiches no matter how old I get or how wealthy I am

>>21446570
>pick me!
its good, youre just a fussy toddler

>>21446779
you can take the white out of the trash but you can never take the white of of the trash

>>21446770
a slice of pepper jack/cheddar/swiss in similar thickness is way more preferable on a boigah than that "cheese"

>>21446793
good one, retard

>>21444993
but I could be eating tuna, eel, or salmon. and yes I know salmon isn't authentic either.

>>21446779
Fuck yeah dude
https://youtu.be/jewtYBvP-_0?si=o3-H4x8Q4llClcgd

>>21445912
try shopping somewhere besides dollar general

>>21446793
not sure if based retard or non-based sir

>>21446796
You can get emulsified cheese that is literally cheddar and pepperjack and melts the same as Kraft singles

>>21446789
>I'm a pick me because I would rather not eat slop when a much better alternative is affordable and readily available.
I'm on board with a lot of opinions in this thread but pretending that industrial cheese-flavored dairy slices are actually good is a level of cope I can't manage

>>21446914
Trying way too hard.

>>21444983 (OP)
You sound like a massive faggot and I'm not replying any futher
Sage

>>21444983 (OP)
Storebought hummus. Is it as good as homemade or restaurant hummus? No, but I also don't want to soak beans overnight and break out the mortar and pestle every time I want some dip for my bread or chips

>>21445369
yeah no it sucks ass and you're a faggot

>>21444993
>I love my sushi with fish chicken nuggets inside
>its the perfect gateway for literal faggots like me who think its icky to eat raw meat because I know better than 10,000 years of my ancestry
>i need all my food to have msg corn syrup sugar sauce to help make it more yummy for my adult tummy

The only thing ITT i will defend is OP being publicly executed for making such a pretentious shit thread

>>21446901
no thanks i'll stick to real cheese. you know, the kind that says only "cheese" on the label

>>21446919
personally I find eating nice cheese is a lot easier than pretending plastic tastes good, but okay

I like it

>>21446940
Yes, you're very high class and we're all impressed.

>>21447065
Nobody other than you considers liking real cheese over ghettoslop to be "high class". Go back to slowly killing yourself with whatever industrial wastes aren't too pretentious for you.

>>21447072
>enter low class food thread
>EW THAT'S LOW CLASS
i really don't care what you're killing yourself with, but please get to it

>>21447065
>>21447123
it is insane how seething sharts get offended over their plastic cheese

>>21447138
>it's still this mad
okay we get it, you don't like the thing

>>21444983 (OP)
I like soggy fries. They have a rich smooth flavor and its always nice to eat one from time to time.