>>717806819
If he appears high up, get under him then slide away to avoid the balls.
If he appears low to the ground, get far away and jump in time with the second sound his balls make. (if you timed it right the balls will aim at where you were at the peak of your jump. You'll avoid them by just landing on the ground.)
It's that simple, retards. I figured that out on my own. Maybe there's an even better strategy out there.
You suck at pattern recognition.
You probably looked up the boss order to abuse all their weaknesses too, without even attempting it blind.

>>105800668
>how does this help the technological progress of man kind?
It's for control, dipshit. The primary focus of all this tech was always to deceive mankind to make them easier to control. It's literally the false light of Satan, to make the masses marvel at the beast system.

these (((games))) you nu-/v/ denizens are interested in wierd as fuck man. This entire thread makes me glad im a boomer