One of my fondest drunk memories was with my sister (honestly, all of my fondest drunk memories are):
>be drunk at bar
>suddenly I pause everything I'm doing and stare at her face in shock, my mouth gaping
>Dumbstruck by her immense beauty
>"Holy shit, you're beautiful" as I grab her cheeks and squish her face
I need her to become an alcoholic again

My sister was being racist and I think I am in love with her

>>532541429
NO