>>214048416
I went to go get my phone fixed a few months back and was told I'd need to leave it overnight to get its battery replaced. said I needed to go home and format it first because I don't want anyone sifting through my data cos I know how easy it is. some little bastard sat in the corner of the room (with his gf of all things that was kissing him like he was some sort of pimp) asked if the reason I wanted to format my phone is because I have dick pics. I told him to shut up and that I know more about tech than he does which is why I want to format it and then he said back to me "if you know so much about tech why are you bringing it here to get it fixed" and then laughed at his gf and said "it's dick pics". they were like fucking 10 years old.
tl;dr
I'd probably shit and piss my pants like the big baby I am.
