Wake up
Half water bottle
Half protein shake
2-3 shots of vodka to make the shaking stop
Get ready
5-6 heaping tablespoons of Greek yogurt with granola and in season berries if any. If not, raisins while watching the news
Finish water, save the rest of the shake for tomorrow
Coffee in a thermos to go, drink during the morning commute
On weekends I'll have bacon, potatoes and egg whites or avocado toast on homemade rosemary sourdough with everything bagel seasoning and balsamic glaze depending on what's available/ on sale. I live in the southwest so we grow avocados out here and sometimes they're like 59ยข. I don't know how people pay $13 for that shit.
If the berries or nanners are starting to spoil I'll make pancakes but I can barely finish 1. I usually end up saving them for dinner.