The Valyrians may be the most erratic civilization ever conceived. A sort of fantasy Mongol empire
>The Mongols discover that if you shoot arrows from horseback, you lose the disadvantage of being an archer
>They conquer everything in their path and kill trillions
>They never exert real power over what they conquered, they just kill a lot, are very scary, and demand tribute
>When a Khan dies, there's a nuclear explosion of civil wars and the empire disappears
>The Valyrians tame dragons, literally tanks powered by fire magic that disintegrate everything in their path in a yawn
>They conquer the Ghiscari, a slaver race who lived on the other side of the bay
>They conquer an empty stretch of land west of Valyria (?)
>They massacre the Andals (after most of them crossed into Westeros)
>It takes them 4,000 years to attack the Rhoynar (their immediate neighbors)
>The remaining thousand years they do nothing except raise slaves and excavate the foundations of their volcanoes
>All Valyrians die in the Firecaust
It's strange, because their empire was conceived with very decentralized power, what prevented a dragon rider from riding in his blood magic-powered tank, blasting off to Westeros (or wherever he wanted) and burning a couple of castles and returning to Valyria in time for the orgy with his sisters and dinner? They did pretty little for all they could...