Chongfen the state of your soul is evidently deep but I find myself concerned for your colon. The annihilation of your root-chakra in myriad fast-food bathrooms will herald untold consequences in your coming life. You should consider spending one year in monastic meditations before reconsidering poking your noble tongue inside men's filthy holes in either filthier WCs. Don't you know westerners shun bidets and bum-guns? How are you to save us all while condemned to diaperhood before the age of thirty-five?