What are your plans for the 2026-2029 bear market?

Arguments against Historical Determinism? How do you convince someone who believes everything is already determined and that you can't actually so anything, and that embracing the hedonism is the only rational way forward?

Insider here. The stock market will enter a bear market this Monday.

orange man good

Yesterday I lost -$15k on puts and today I lost -$17k on puts.
Every dip gets bought up.
No more puts.

The stock market is in a bubble you know.
This gay nigger market needs to go down.

AAPL
NO AI
NO INNOVATION
NEW ALL TIME HIGH
FUCK THIS GAY NIGGER MARKET

Finally a happening but it's not enough to knock this gay nigger market down.
Wall Street doesn't give a fuck about Charlie Kirk.

It's September.
Where's the God damn fucking bear market?

We both know it's coming. A big red dildo.

literally cant watch any porn videos without having to pay money for the whole video or shilling out my ID now i only jerk off to pictures on google

>>60829652
The snail is snailing for ETH today it seems.

>>60834729
Snail girl is a horny whore so she rides everything.

>>60833776
Mumus are gloating today over their dead cat bounce.

>>60734914
This just statistical noise, there is no recovery.

>>60632654
>DEPLOY THE V SHAPED RECOVERY TO 6325
dont do this

>>60622936
Its ok everything is ok Bobros.
We will survive this.
Its not even a big jump, only a paltry 2.5% in 24 hours.
That's basically boomer level stock movement, nothing to worry about.

We are in a multigenerational asset bubble.
One day, the house of cards will come crashing down.

>>60600576
N-not y-yet, we don't have a new ATH.
Only need a Bobo Emergency Meeting when there is a new ATH, but there will not be a new ATH this year.
So relax Bobros.

>>63922755
>cut to government spending
Chuds aren’t sending their best.

A dump? When things were just getting back to normal? How could the happen to me?

i found a dead lizard and put it in a jar